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Aftersleep Books - 2005-06-20 07:00:00 | © Copyright 2004 - www.aftersleep.com () | sitemap | top |
Bangs has scacrificed plot and characters for humor, but if unless your taste in comedy leans towards 'stupid, frigid woman has sex' good luck enjoying this one. You might say this is a light, fluffy read but its just dumb. The characters are all one dimensional caricatures with the vampire hero, Darach, being the worst. He's the kind of character that is defined by his genitals rather than his personality. A lusty fellow, he's all about SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX! He's got some sob story about his wife, but other than that he's to busy trying to be every romance hero cliche in the book. He's a vampire, a Scotts laird, and A VIKING! I half expected him to light up cheroot and talk about being a cowboy in the American West. Blythe is some time traveling person whose job is to make people happy. She herself is frigid and unhappy and something of a doormat. Love and sex has done her wrong so she will never love and copulate again, no matter what! Seeing as the crux of the book is all about Darach and other stupid people getting Blythe to have sex, it's one of those books that all talk, little action. It's a bit like seducing Ceasar, the muscular love god, only to find out that Ceasar is impotent from steriod abuse.
Pile on the dumb little antics (Darach's bed falls through the ceiling so Darach must sleep naked in Blythe's room! Har Har!) and you've got one painfully braindead comedy.