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[zenbird]

Try this ... http://urgo.org/aprilfools.html

[buggy]

Google has a couple of pretty good April jokes:

http://www.google.com/googlegulp/
Google Gulp

http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html
Google Job Opportunities

http://worldwind.arc.nasa.gov/forums/in ... topic=2055
NASA World Wind Forums -> Google Launches satellite, named "gSat"

[Chazoa]

I wonder where you get the time to find these sites! XD

[nil]

Time is a funny thing, the more you waste it, the more time you got.

(The theory is from the observation of kids who wasted their time when they were young and eventually grown up to be a homeless man and thus have all the time in the world)

[Chazoa]

Time is yet another illusion created by ourselves. We need to stop creating illusions...

[Pimienta]

is everything an illusion to you because I really don't want to think that I wasted this beautiful illusion on something important
Like school[/img]

[Bomadeno]

Wasted on something important...

Sounds a bit - silly

[Bomadeno]

(not that silly is bad of course)

[nil]

I think school is good. Not a waste of time. Most fish stay in school.

[Pimienta]

yeah my school is a waste of time because I haven't learned anything in school since 5th grade

[Bomadeno]

I struggle to learn anything too.
Sadly I have the concentration span of a fish.
A fish is not a mammal.
See?
I just sheep in college
I am probably far cleverer than Chazoa too, tub I just can't be bothered to gloat, and when something is boring I just wander off into universes of pies and such like.

[Chazoa]

School is fun. To burn. I did that once... got thrown in Jail, too.

That was my first Jailbreak...

[nil]

They taught everything in the kindergarten...

Haven't you read this book, [url=034546639X]All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten by ROBERT FULGHUM[/url]

That's why most people don't learn much after kindergarten, by the time of grade 5, there's really not much knowledge left in school.

[nowhere man]

thats true, i dont think i learned anything since 5th grade either. And this whole algebra thing is just ridiculas!!!

(correct my spelling if you dare!!)

[Bomadeno]

thats true, i dont think i learned anything since 5th grade either. And this whole algebra thing is just ridiculas!!!

Corrected to:
That's true, I don't think I have learnt anything since 5th grade either. And the whole algebra thing is ridiculous.
I dared!

And I think you can learn things after 'kindergarten' (I have no idea what the American schooling system is like, I am in college tub I think I would be in school if I was in America.) You can always learn things, it's just the teachers are very bad at teaching it.
And anyway, everyone know that Americans are all stupid.... *Teehee*