Abandoned Forum

by **hamster** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:36 pm

If you could snap your fingers and convert your worst enemy into some non-human animal, which one would it be? (Presuming that you would do the snapping and thus yield the moral high ground just for the sheer evil joy of it).

by **Astarte** on Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:27 am

A big, fat, juicy oyster. Yummmmmmmm...................

by **nil** on Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:47 am

A giant panda, huggable and kissable--turning something I don't like into something I like.

by **Astarte** on Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:44 am

I'm very fond of oysters...

by **TheCountess** on Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:39 am

An axolotyl...

by **nil** on Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:52 am

What is an axolotyl? Does it taste good? :noclue:

by **princess** on Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:21 pm

any aminal, as long as it was a dead animal who smelt bad. especial if that animal was a tanuki and had died a recent and painfuly slow death.

or if i could go back in time and turn it the enemy into a mouse who i once had which i accidentaly left the glass fishank home of in the sun for too many hours unattended and then later returned to find the poor mousey had slowly died of roasting in there. if i could make the enemy be that mousey, then i could feel great joy at its death instead of horrible crushing guilt. does ne1 know of a way i can do this?

current mood: hopeful.

by **hamster** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:18 pm

by **TheCountess** on Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:13 am

I dont think axolotyls taste good... not that i've ever licked or bitten my one... They're the adolescent form of tiger salamanders that never grow up, also known as mexican walking fish. I think the black and brown ones are beautiful, but most other people think they're ugly.

I have a friend who has a theory that if an axolotyl grows into a salamander and doesnt die of the trauma of the change, that they may then transform again into Godzilla... But only one has ever made it. But anyway...

Google image search axolotyl. They are such fun pets.

by **Pimienta** on Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:44 pm

I think it would have to be a toad
everyone thinks toads are ugly
I think they are beautiful
at least my enemy would be better in my eyes as a toad but truly I don't even think I have an enemy

by **hamster** on Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:56 pm

The eyes of a toad sparkle like gold. It's a beautiful thing.

And one of the cardinal rules of the universe is that no one is allowed to ever be an enemy to Pimienta. The punishment is to be marooned on Mars with a Dust Buster, one extra set of batteries and six hours to tidy the whole planet up or even worse punishment will follow.