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by **princess** on Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:35 pm

Have anyone else has ever fantasized about having a tiny little, like, as tall as you finger sised human for a pet? I have many times.

Would you like one of these? And if so, do you think you'd be nice and give it a cool dollhouse with little furnitures and things to live in and bring it many good foods?
Or do you think maybe you'd like to shut it up in a little dark box with some bugs.
would you give it a mousey to ride around on? Would you give it a little tiny half of a set o scissors who ou broke and make it battle to the death against praying mantises and lizards and rats and things?

by **nil** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:47 am

I used to draw faces on my fingers. It's kind of like my little pets. I talked, play and slept with them. They kept me accompanied. But when I used my fingers to grab some chocolates, they were drowned in the dark chocolate melt. It was a sad story.

by **hamster** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:16 pm

I would be very careful about attempting to force such a tiny human to do your whimsical and thoughtless bidding. Like other humans, it would most like resent such treatment and either run away or seek revenge.

It might ride quietly in your pocket, biding its time. Then one day, just as you passed a huge and scary biker-dude, it would call out:

"Hey, ^%$$! Ya wanna piece o' me?"

Then you would be forced to either have all your bones painfully broken or reveal the existence of your little person, which could lead to complications.

by **Astarte** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:16 pm

So, mummy never bought you a Barbie?

by **Pimienta** on Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:20 pm

was the barbie really alive
cause my sister's never were

by **princess** on Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:04 pm

i had one once, but after three months of being left alone in a dak box, it still looked exactly the same, and made no response when i asked it if it was hungry. thus came the inspiration for wanting a living tiny human.

by **Astarte** on Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:57 pm

Was it a little wooden box you found in the garden, and was Barbie a little mouldy??

by **princess** on Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:47 am

yes and yes.

by **hamster** on Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:34 pm

They made a movie out of such an aspiration. The doll was named Chuckie. It didn't end well.

by **Pimienta** on Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:45 pm

well they also made movie about thumbalina and the borrowers
both ended very well
I think it would be fun to have a little friend but not as a pet

by **hamster** on Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:53 pm

Pimienta wrote:well they also made movie about thumbalina and the borrowers
both ended very well
I think it would be fun to have a little friend but not as a pet

Just don't leave him outside unattended. The earthworms, minions of the EPS (Evil Penguin Society) might eat him.

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