I think I'd need to provide an entire menu.
So here goes!
I'll begin with aperitifs:
Minot Moresou: Cooked bread biscuits coated with garlic and salt.
Filo Pastry parcels filled with spinach and tomato.
Freshly baked, warm bread rolls with thick butter.
Starters:
Scottish oak smoked salmon on buttered brown bread with crushed lettuce in a mild dill dressing and fresh orange slices.
French fish soup of the day with croƻtons and freshly baked rolls with a liberal spreading of butter.
Prawn Coctail: Freshly fished prawns served in a glass goblet with crisp crushed iceberg lettuce and marie-rose sauce.
Homemade Carrot and coriander soup served with a sprig of parsley and thick farmouse loaf lightly browned toast for dipping.
A selection of wholegrain and smooth wheat crackers with traditionally prepared Taleggio cheese and sliced salami toppings served with couscous mixed with roasted vegetables.
Garlic butter marinaded dough sticks with an olive oil and balsamic vinegar dip.
Main course:
Prime sirloin steak cooked to medium rare toped with a stirfry of onions, pureed garlic, fresh ginger, finely chopped chillies, chopped coriander, diced carrot, lemon juice and chives, served with a potato and onion rosti and Pak Choi.
Leg of Duck in garlic and onion gravy with ginger and garlic marinaded under the skin. Served with a bull tomato stuffed with potato, onions, carrot, garlic, ginger, green and red peppers and a small amount of the gravy.
Stone-baked Thin crust Qutattro Stagione (four seasons) Pizza. Toppings: Pepperoni sausage, anchovies, artichoke hearts, mushrooms. Additional toppings: black olives, oregano, Parmesan flakes, black pepper.
Stone-baked Thin crust 'Bismark' Pizza. Parma Ham, peppers, spinach and an egg cracked 'sunny side up' in the centre. Additional Parmesan flakes and black pepper optional.
Deep-fried cod or haddock in savoury batter served with thick cut King Eward potato chips and mushy peas.
Spaghetti al Amatritchianna: a tomato sauce with green and red peppers, garlic and thick cut back bacon. Served with Garlic bread with mozzarella.
Spaghetti Carbonara made with eggs, parmigiano reggiano, pecorino romano, guanciale (unsmoked pig cheeks), black pepper, and olive oil.
Rump-steak and ale pie served with thick cut chips, garden peas and thick gravy.
Slow cooked Cumberland sausages (cooked on low heat for up to two hours allowing a sugary crust of fat to form around the skin) with steamed potato and onion topped with melted soft Taleggio cheese.
Grilled Salmon marinaded in olive oil and white grapes, served with roasted vegetables, new potatoes and petit pois.
Pallet cleanser:
Lemon sorbet.
A selection of sweet cheeses with crackers and butter.
Sweets:
Double chocolate swiss gateau drizzled with hot chocolate sauce, served with vanilla ice cream.
Traditional Tiramisu with coffee and cointreau liqueur.
Profiteroles filled with vanilla ice cream drizzled with hot chocolate sauce.
Double chocolate chip brownie served with ice cream, syrup and whipped cream.
Fresh strawberries in cream, sprinkled with brown sugar.
Hot Lemon meringue pie.
Lemon cheesecake served with vanilla ice cream and strawberry syrup.
Chocolate mousse with a sprinkling of chocolate flakes.
Coffees and teas:
Cappuccino with dark chocolate mint.
Espresso with a shot of water to cleanse the pallet.
Earl gray tea with a slice of lemon.
Light Lunches:
Ciabatta bread filled with mayonnaise, grainy dijon mustard, lettuce, crisp back bacon and freshly sliced tomatoes. Served with chips or salad garnish.
Ciabatta bread filled with mozzarella, pesto and tomato slices toasted until the cheese melts. Served with chips or salad garnish.
Variant of the previous, with additional lettuce and mayonnaise rather than toasting. Served with chips or salad garnish.
Tuna mayonnaise with black pepper, basil and balsamic vinegar on farmhouse bread with fresh lettuce. Served with chips or salad garnish.
Lentil and bacon soup with a bacon and mustard sandwich made with farmhouse bread.
There. I hope that wasn't too much, but I couldn't possibly leave any out! And I'm sure there will be more that occur to me later!
P.S. For clarification, chips are what are also referred to as fries, not the roundish salted and flavoured potato slices also called crisps you get in bags, but thick sticks of potato lightly browned on the outside, yet fluffy on the in.