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[nil]

Have you ever wonder about donuts?

If music is the silence between the notes,
won't donut be the empty hole at the center of a thick circle?

Is donut just a meaningless mixture of sugar and starch? Or is it a metaphor for the hollowness and futility of life?

And would it be right to say only losers eat donuts? How many donuts have you consume in your life? Is your life as empty as the hollow hole at the center or is it as fulfill as the thick circle surrounding it?

Am I making sense? or did I eat too much donuts? hmmmm donuts.....

[Mysti]

Monday's donut is fair of face;
Tuesday's donut smokes in an enclosed place;
Wednesday's donut is full of dough;
Thursday's donut has far to go;
Friday's donut is loving and giving;
Saturday's donut is foul and unforgiving.
But the donut that is eaten on the Sabbath day
got it's tan from san diego bay!

[robot]

Hi,
I am a robot and I like robotic donuts, especially the one with titanium favor.

Oh, have any of you tried the Copper Oxide Donuts, they are yum yum.

Excuse me, my tea time is up. I'm going to drink some oil and chew on my metallic donuts.

[Pimienta]

donuts!! yum
I love donuts
mostly donuts with filling in the center
so do those donuts count as donuts or are they impostors?

oh well they are tasty

[TheCountess]

mmm, jelly donuts..

uh oh, i think i just put weight on *thinking* about them

[Pimienta]

I was thinking of bismarks
the cream filled ones
I like them better than the jelly ones
but those are good too

[Bomadeno]

I wonder... is a filled doughnut the natural progression for a ring doughnut? Has anyone ever kept a ring doughnut long enough to determine if they... evolve?

I like custard filled doughnuts personally, tub I know this is... a somewhat exclusive taste.

[Pimienta]

I don't think I've tried custard filled but they sound similar to bismarks

and no I have never kept a donut long enough to see if it evolves
I don't even think trying is an option because the donut would sit there and I would become hungry then the donut would disappear

[Bomadeno]

Your doughnuts disappear? That is a sad course of events. I eat mine...

Bismarck is a wired name, it just makes me think of huge german battleships. Next term (when I'm in my own house, instead of my poor mothers), I shall run an experiment to see if a dougnut evolves - and what it evolves into. I'm fairly inexperienced in doughnut raising, tub I shall simply treat it as I would a pokemon. (mess with it for a few hours then get bored and ignore it for many weeks or months!)

[Pimienta]

good luck
but be sure to watch it closely or it may disappear

[nil]

Bismarck was the German guy who defeated Napoleon III. He was also the guy whose name was being trademarked on a German battleship. Rumor said that he was also closely related to the invention of modern donuts.

The original intention was to invent a secret weapon that could destroy the world. One of the German scientists make a donut-shaped prototype during tea time. His dog accidentally swallowed it. So the design was lost and the world was saved. The disgruntled German scientist gathered what was left of the prototype and build a donut shop instead.

[Bomadeno]

That clears things up a lot, thanks

I want some doughnuts but can't be bothered to walk all the way to the shop to see if they have any in stock.

[Pimienta]

doughnuts are delicious. I haven't eaten them in a few days though. perhaps I will eat some in a few days

[Bomadeno]

If its a few days either way, is it safe to assume you are currently in the middle of a doughnutlessness crisis? You need to find a cookie oasis... or you may not make it out alive.

[Pimienta]

the only reason I am content with my doughnutlessness is because I have already reached a cookie oasis