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[Bomadeno]

Plum jam is delicious.

[Pimienta]

especially home made plum jam

[Bomadeno]

Would anyone be willing to contribute an ode to plum jam?

[Pimienta]

I can't think of one quite yet
maybe tomorrow

[hamster]

Ode to Plum Jam

So purple in the jar
tastier by far
than the gas within your car

Plum jam is the best
forget about the rest
Put only plum jam on your bread
and it will sing inside your head.

[Bomadeno]

[Pimienta]

:clap:

I second that

[Bomadeno]

It didn't make your first quoted clap into a clap. How rude.

[Pimienta]

that is quite rude

I think I will complain

[hamster]

Perhaps a worm got into his jam.

[Bomadeno]

Eww.... I hope you don't speak from experience? I would hate to be spreading jam and find a worm come out.

[Pimienta]

It would probably traumatize me and I wouldn't be able to eat plum jam until I've endured a quite large amount of counselling

[hamster]

Pimienta has an incurable worm phobia.

[Pimienta]

it's not funny
I think I will cry now

[hamster]

Now, don't cry, Pimienta. We all have phobias. And I have never, in all my life, seen a worm in jam. I am told that a secret society of worm-hating, gnomish sorcerors casts powerful spells every Thursday beneath the light of the moon, that keeps the wriggly beasts far from the world's jam jars.