*cough* *cough* I'm still here. Where's my share of food?
I haven't seen a Buddha statue eating cake but I saw Donald Duck being worshiped in a Thai temple (strangely, Micky and Goofy wasn't). I felt like I had been inspired by the duck and now I can watch 30 minutes of Disney cartoons with my nieces without dying of boredom too soon. I knew I was going to learn something from this trip.
Another thing that worried me a little was Thailand fell into chaos a short while after I left. They (some fiercely looking housewives and some seriously looking seniors) occupied the airport with dangerous weapon (like golf clubs and cooking utensils and other sharp household objects). I'm not sure if it was because of me or what I had done when I was there. If someone blame me, I am not here, not there.
Anyway I have repented from my wrong doing. Just after I downloaded my Thai photos on to my made-in-Thailand harddrive, and carefully sorting them, forgetting to eat and sleep.... and suddenly my made-in-Thailand hard drive died, taking all my Thai vacation photos with it.
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