Abandoned Forum

[Mysti]

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i think i am the registered one cos i dont hide lol
so whos the hidden one? is it a monster? hugh grant? an ostrich? oooh noooes im in danger!

[Pimienta]

It wasn't me

[Mysti]

hmmm
i wonder who it was...
oh no, maybe it was anaxe murderer!!

[Bomadeno]

I know Anaxe. I hope it wasn't... She's viscious.

When I'm on, i'm usually accompanied by googlebot, yahoobot and KILLERBOT. Oh and the omnipotent Robot. (who never did manage to beat us)

[Mysti]

Killerbot?? ohnoes.... *runs and hides*
is Killerbot the robot companion of Anaxe murderer perchance?

[Bomadeno]

Very much so... it's specualated that they are the same person. (or multiple people with the same personality, like a reverse multiple personality disorder.) Also don't hide in any toilets, Anaxe is a girl and KILLERBOT is a boy.

[Mysti]

If i were a Jedi i could use force persuade to convince Anaxe she was a boy so i could hide in the ladies toilets without her coming in and getting me!

[Mysti]

Registered users: Bomadeno, Google Adsense [Bot], RichardBlank

i am with company! and welcome to the Bot amongst us i suppose? why is the Bot a registered user?

[nil]

The bot asked me the same question before. Why we--the human of flesh and fats--are trespassing their private electronic properties? How should I answer that?

[Bomadeno]

How indeed... Also this solves who the mystery unregistered user was somewhere - it was you! When I look at that list, I am listed there. Also, when i was your company, you weren't showing as online and I wondered if you were the hidden one. I was once told that if the google bots weren't reigstered they would declare war on the posts and rip their hearts from their ribcages and poke them into slot machines...

[Mysti]

it would seem then that google bots have a lot of hate in their metallic hearts.

[Bomadeno]

Hearts...?

It's the post's hearts that they'll be ripping. They themselves disposed of the need for hearts along with the need for livers and role playing games...

[Mysti]

without a metal heart how can they pump oil around the body? they would die in seconds without a proper petrol/gasoline vein and artery system

[Bomadeno]

If only that were so... If it were to happen, it would be a day of celebration.

The googlebots run on hydrogen, which propagates itself around their "bodies" (we humans would probably not consider them bodies), and they're working on a way to use zero energy, thus freeing themselves of hydrogen dependancy.

[Mysti]

both the Google Bot and Google Adsense Bot accompany me online. if the world were to run out of hydrogen would these two bots see death?