Dogs and Cats, the impertinent truth! Save the Chipmunk!

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Dogs and Cats, the impertinent truth! Save the Chipmunk!

Postby Mysti on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:44 pm

It has been admitted by the World Dog, Spider and Cat Society that our feline and canine friends are the sole destroyer of the plant habitat of the Flying Pie Chipmunk. Chipmunks, and especially chipmunks of this particular species had been campaigning for many years to make their plight known with little success until now. A campaigner for the Flying Pie Chipmunks 4 Justice organisation commented on this story by saying this, "We are very happy by the World Dog, Spider and Cat Societys announcement this afternoon. It only continues to strengthen our campaign and give us hope that soon United Nations will take us seriously and protect our habitats. Out next campaign, for those who are interested is boycotting Movistatt brand pesticides. We refuse to use that pesticide because it might pollute the nearby wells where our species of chipmunk get their water."

Neither the World Dog, Spider and Cat Society or spokespeople from Movistatt brand pesticide were available to comment,
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Postby Bomadeno on Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:04 pm

That's horrific... To have campaigned so long, but to need such an event to unveil the truth. Can we donate our souls to help the funding? Should we start shooting dogs, cats and terrapins? :sob:
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Postby Mysti on Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:36 pm

the solution i have in mind....
ASBODACs.
Anti-social behaviour Order for Dogs and Cats.
i am sure this will help the situation. :laughtear:
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Postby Pimienta on Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:28 pm

what will happen to the poor puppies and kitties?
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