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[nil]

Googlebot is the robot sent out by Google to search the Internet. They are highly intelligent and can understand any kind of information they found on the Internet.

According to Robotic America, the Googlebot had gather so much information that they have evolved into some kind of advance artificial intelligent lifeform. They have gained consciousness and soon will take over the Internet.

[nowhere man]

I am secret agent John sent by the president to rid the imternet of the evil googlebot menece. The only way for me to do this is to go deep inside the internet to fight them. I'll report more when i succeed further in my mission.

[Bomadeno]

I am a non-believer. I disregard the conspiracy as junk, and believe that googlebots are purely programs which follow links... Tub am I I right....!

[Math_nerd]

Googlebots ar not even called bots! they are called spiders.

[Bomadeno]

I think they are called googlebots specifically. Spiders is a more general term. Spiders aren't trying to take over the world and they don't look like this:

[princess]

I am Gunter, inbred child of a googlebot/spider and an old farmer by the name of Boris. I have vowed to join the fight against the googlebots or whatever so that I may take revenge on my parents for bringing me into my pitiful existence. [I am mostly human but with deformed robotic parts and nobody will ever love me] So far I have only managed to kill off a few sheep farmers.

[Bomadeno]

Sheep farmers are not googlebots! They take care of sheep, and without sheep we would be very tired.

You would be better attacking things like servers and sending viruses to the master of google at googlebot@googlebot.com

[princess]

But I, my friend, am a combination of both. There was once a googlebot that aquired the ability to take over the body of a sheep farmer's sister...

Were sheep farmers and googlebots not such evil creatures they would
never have conspired to bring me into my unholy existence.
But thinkest thou not that i shall not send viruses and such. All that is googlebot is evil. All that is sheepfarmer is evil.

And one day, there shall be a great sheepmasterbot to take care of all refreshing sheep. Or so said the prophetic voice in my head...

[PaullyPokketz]

Well, I am the leader of the sheep rebellion, and we will all take up arms and wool and bestow upon thee a major butt kicking.

Using our karate techniques, we will subdue you into our underground lair, and then hypnotize you with our rythmic BAAA! You will perish before our mind torture, begging for mercy as we tear you limb from limb. LIMB FROM LIMB!!!!

SHEEP REBELLION! WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD, AND RID YOU ALL OF THE
SHEEPMASTERBOT!

We shall not give in to your supremacy, we will be our own masters, fighting for the sake of our kind, and throwing buckets of red paint on rich ladies' fur stoles.

Our plan is a simple one, and yet, so genius.

After all is done, we will surgically replace our hooves for hands, and hack on to all government databases, thus ruling the United States. A new flag will wave outside of the fire stations, and that flag represents all that is the SHEEP REBELLION!

You will ask us for mercy, and we may consider it.

[Math_nerd]

you are, as bomadeno put it..... n and uts.

[PaullyPokketz]

you are, as bomadeno put it..... n and uts.

I don't get it.

[nil]

I think he's refering to some kind of large hard-shelled seed or it could also mean the Egyptian goddess of the sky.

[PaullyPokketz]

I think he's refering to some kind of large hard-shelled seed or it could also mean the Egyptian goddess of the sky.

Or he could just be calling me crazy.

[Math_nerd]

yah probably....

[GoodGrief]

I was a sheep a few years ago, then I got bored. Also, I was the kind of sheep that grows steel wool and had an irrational fear of rusting