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If you are a new comer, please introduce yourself here so we can understand you better.

You can talk about general stuffs like...
1 ) Which part of the Universe you come from?
2 ) What is your favorite animals/creatures/monsters?
3 ) How many ketchup stains on your shirt/dress?
4 ) How many socks have you lost in the past year?
5 ) Do you have a pet? What kind?
6 ) Have you ever seen a gnome?
7 ) Did any little green man ever visited your refrigerator?
8 ) Have you ever talked to any electrical appliances?
9 ) What is your opinion on lunar eclipse?
10) Have you ever answered any silly questions lately?

[quarantined_4_rabies]

If you are a new comer, please introduce yourself here so we can understand you better.

You can talk about general stuffs like...
1 ) Which part of the Universe you come from?
2 ) What is your favorite animals/creatures/monsters?
3 ) How many ketchup stains on your shirt/dress?
4 ) How many socks have you lost in the past year?
5 ) Do you have a pet? What kind?
6 ) Have you ever seen a gnome?
7 ) Did any little green man ever visited your refrigerator?
8 ) Have you ever talked to any electrical appliances?
9 ) What is your opinion on lunar eclipse?
10) Have you ever answered any silly questions lately?

For old comers, please refrain from posting here (other than replying to a new comer).

well heya, newbie here...i'm just gunna start with answering your questions there
1. i come from the planet Earth where i'm sure everyone else is unfortunatly from
2. favorite animal would have to be the domestic cat
3. no ketchup stains...although i do have this drool mark on my night shirt i'm still wearing
4. havn't lost any socks...but i got holes in the bottom of my favorite toe sucks... i still wear them
5. i have three cats...Tigger-domonant(sp?) male-nick name:Tiggy baby, Patches-cow cat=white with black spots-nick name:squeakers(becuz he squeaks), Muffin-psycho cat that chews out her own fur-nick name:i call her psycho female dog...i love my kitties
6. yeah, i saw this little gnome once when i was playing pool with some friends...he was cheating and kicking the balls in the holes
7. no i have never seen any little green men in my refrigerator
8. i yelled at my toaster once becuz it burnt my toast
9. well i've never seen a lunar eclipse before but it's something that i'd be interested in seeing
10. no, i don't think so...i don't recall ever answering any silly questions recently
well there ya go...all about me
and i really like all these smiley faces...lol
ha!

[G-Goodgrief]

1 ) Which part of the Universe you come from?
The sane answer is Earth, but really I inhabit a parallel dimension that the average mind can't handle.
2 ) What is your favorite animals/creatures/monsters?
Barramundgerigahs! I refuse to explain.
3 ) How many ketchup stains on your shirt/dress?
No ketchup, but my sibling creature spilt fabric paint on my favourite top. Am I supposed to believe that was an accident? Fabric paint. Of all things. She's like a walking tribute to Murphy's Law.
4 ) How many socks have you lost in the past year?
I'm not sure, but I had at least twenty and now I own three, none of which match.
5 ) Do you have a pet? What kind?
Jenjendog who smells dead, CC cat who is my nemesis and wants to take over the World before I do, Fella the peacock who thinks he is a dog but thinks the goose is his mother and flirts with fenceposts, a homicidal budgie, Jez the horse who thinks she's a puppy and can open any door or gate, Woderick the latex squeaky chicken who is my doorbell, and Elton, my favourite hat.
6 ) Have you ever seen a gnome?
Twice the little buggers have nicked my socks.
7 ) Did any little green man ever visited your refrigerator?
Yeah he was looking for a newspaper.
8 ) Have you ever talked to any electrical appliances?
My computer, mostly death threats. Also the fan because if you stand really close to a fan and talk into the cage your voi-oi-oi-oice go-o-o-o-es a-a-a-a-all we-e-e-i-i-i-i-r-r-r-d.
9 ) What is your opinion on lunar eclipse?
Yes, yes, quite, mm.
10) Have you ever answered any silly questions lately?
Not that I recall. Oh wait last night at dinner one of the kitchen staff asked me "More?"

<---this smiley looks really suss.

So yeah, all 'bout me. Oh BTW a disclaimer on my Australian-ness:
My local area is not overrun with kangaroos, koalas, crocodiles or any other overrated native fauna you may have heard of, nor do I ride any of said species as my usual method of transportation. I do not drink beer or have a barbeque for lunch every day, nor do I wear thongs or surf. I apologise on behalf of any fellow Australians who might feel as do for Steve Irwin and The Castle.

On the other hand: Tazzy devils, tree kangaroos, bilbies and drop-bears rock, as do Uggies and Akubras.

There. I now bombard you with a n00bish smiley-fest:

[m-Symphonious]

1. Which part of the Universe do you come from?
It may seem like I'm from out of this world, but unfortunately, I'm from Earth. Sad
2. What is your favorite animals/creatures/monsters?
I don't think I have a favorite, but if I had to pick, it would be a wolf.
3. How many ketchup stains on your shirt/dress?
None. Plain and simple.
4. How many socks have you lost in the past year?
Let's see. . . about six.
5. Do you have a pet? What Kind?
Two, actually, a lazy, white cat that does nothing but eat, sleep, and play all day ( Not to mention attack my feet!), and a black cat that I never seem to see.
6. Have you ever seen a gnome?
No, though it would be nice to.
7. Did any little green man ever visit your rerigerator?
Yes, his name was Bob.
8. Have you ever talked to any electrical appliances?
A blender, hoping that it would chase my brother down for me and knock some sense into him.
9. What is your opinion on lunar eclipse?
Darkness!!! YES!!
10. Have you ever answered any silly questions lately?
No, not recently.

I think, now that you got to know me, I should go, because one minute I know how to work the computer, and another minute I don't.
Symphonious

[m-Ssarl]

1 ) Which part of the Universe you come from?
The infinitely superior paralell universe as seen in musical theatre, where any group of hospitality workers form a perfect trio harmony, all major communication including premeditation of murder is conducted through song and dance numbers and almost any random woman you care to meet is Audrey Hepburn and/or Judy Garland.

2 ) What is your favorite animals/creatures/monsters?
Martians, as interpreted by Brian Hayles, because they are towering, green and hissy. Also unicorns because they are pretty.

3 ) How many ketchup stains on your shirt/dress?
*long pause as he counts* TWELFTY! In all seriousness, at least three that I can see...

4 ) How many socks have you lost in the past year?
Far, far too many to mention. And I've adopted at least one that was lost by somebody else...

5 ) Do you have a pet? What kind?
There is an apple of dubious origins named Carpet which guards my doorway... he keeps dissapearing and reappearing and sadly, rather than the more pleasing explanation that he frequently goes on jaunts to New Mexico, I suspect that people just keep eating the poor dear...

6 ) Have you ever seen a gnome?
His name is Bob and he bakes a mean lemon souffle. He says hi.

7 ) Did any little green man ever visited your refrigerator?
It would rather explain what happens to anything remotely edible stored in this college...

8 ) Have you ever talked to any electrical appliances?
Some of my more interesting breakfast conversations have been with a toaster. He wishes to take over the world and has a dodgy Mexican accent.

9 ) What is your opinion on lunar eclipse?
For me, it's solar or nothing...

10) Have you ever answered any silly questions lately?
Never. I'm quite dissapointed in this trend of so-called nonsensical threads delivering questsions of the utmost sensibility and relevance to current events! Most unappreciated...

[Ssarl]

I heard a cry.
That was me...






I heard a cry...
That was ME.





I heard a cry.
THAT WAS ME!

Really must remember to logon in future...

[Chocolate Ninja]

I am a drop in a giant fountain of drinks. But not a very palatable fountain. It mixes the orange soda with the cola, the cola with beer, and the beer with milk. But if you can handle it, then one of the mysteries of the universe will be revealed to you.

[Nobody]

I do not like introductions. Can't we just pretend that I've been here for months or years and that everyone already knows who I am?

[nowhere man]

yes we sure can

[P.Peach]

1 ) Which part of the Universe you come from?
Earth. If you zoom in a bit, it's actually more like a suburb of Chicago
2 ) What is your favorite animals/creatures/monsters?
I love penguins. It really shows that God has a sense of humor... "Hey, take a look at this. I'm going to make their legs equal to only 5% of their total body length, so that way they have to waddle every where, even when jumping from rock to rock"
3 ) How many ketchup stains on your shirt/dress?
Only one. This is a really good day for me.
4 ) How many socks have you lost in the past year?
I'd say 5. And I'm the one who actually does the laundry
5 ) Do you have a pet? What kind?
A dog, named Honey. Actually, to be correct, on paper... her name is Lola. However, her previous owners weren't as creative as I was (she's honey colored. Woo friggin hoo) and the name unfortunately stuck. She's a Chow/??? mix. Quite a pretty dog, if I do say so myself.
6 ) Have you ever seen a gnome?
Do you mean one of those little garden figurines? Then yes. A real one, like in my favorite childhood show, "David the Gnome".... no.
7 ) Did any little green man ever visited your refrigerator?
No, I'm not as big of a cook as I should be and there really isn't much in there
8 ) Have you ever talked to any electrical appliances?
I've yelled at my toaster. Although it has clearly marked settings... and I consistently set these knobs to the same **** spot, I still get burnt toast once in a while. What the **** is up with that?
9 ) What is your opinion on lunar eclipse?
Fantastic opportunity to grab my digi camera and snap a few pictures to use in a weird, random collage
10) Have you ever answered any silly questions lately?
Yes, in fact I have

[Nobody]

1 ) Which part of the Universe you come from?
Earth. If you zoom in a bit, it's actually more like a suburb of Chicago


2 ) What is your favorite animals/creatures/monsters?
I love penguins. It really shows that God has a sense of humor... "Hey, take a look at this. I'm going to make their legs equal to only 5% of their total body length, so that way they have to waddle every where, even when jumping from rock to rock"



3 ) How many ketchup stains on your shirt/dress?
Only one. This is a really good day for me.



4 ) How many socks have you lost in the past year?
I'd say 5. And I'm the one who actually does the laundry



5 ) Do you have a pet? What kind?
A dog, named Honey. Actually, to be correct, on paper... her name is Lola. However, her previous owners weren't as creative as I was (she's honey colored. Woo friggin hoo) and the name unfortunately stuck. She's a Chow/??? mix. Quite a pretty dog, if I do say so myself.



6 ) Have you ever seen a gnome?
Do you mean one of those little garden figurines? Then yes. A real one, like in my favorite childhood show, "David the Gnome".... no.



7 ) Did any little green man ever visited your refrigerator?
No, I'm not as big of a cook as I should be and there really isn't much in there



8 ) Have you ever talked to any electrical appliances?
I've yelled at my toaster. Although it has clearly marked settings... and I consistently set these knobs to the same **** spot, I still get burnt toast once in a while. What the **** is up with that?



9 ) What is your opinion on lunar eclipse?
Fantastic opportunity to grab my digi camera and snap a few pictures to use in a weird, random collage




10) Have you ever answered any silly questions lately?
Yes, in fact I have

[ConductorX]

1 ) Which part of the Universe you come from?
A small planet we call earth in a political subdivision called Louisiana

2 ) What is your favorite animals/creatures/monsters?
My dog RamShot

3 ) How many ketchup stains on your shirt/dress?
None

4 ) How many socks have you lost in the past year?
Easily two-dozen all different.

5 ) Do you have a pet? What kind?
My dog... RamShot

6 ) Have you ever seen a gnome?
Yes, I saw several in Scotland

7 ) Did any little green man ever visited your refrigerator?
Don't think so. Do they leave any tell tale signs?

8 ) Have you ever talked to any electrical appliances?
No, but I talk to Volkswagens.

9 ) What is your opinion on lunar eclipse?
Pretty cool actually

10) Have you ever answered any silly questions lately?
No, all questions are pretty serious to me.

[Nobody]

1 ) Which part of the Universe you come from?
A small planet we call earth in a political subdivision called Louisiana



2 ) What is your favorite animals/creatures/monsters?
My dog RamShot

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3 ) How many ketchup stains on your shirt/dress?
None



4 ) How many socks have you lost in the past year?
Easily two-dozen all different.

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6 ) Have you ever seen a gnome?
Yes, I saw several in Scotland



7 ) Did any little green man ever visited your refrigerator?
Don't think so. Do they leave any tell tale signs?



8 ) Have you ever talked to any electrical appliances?
No, but I talk to Volkswagens.



9 ) What is your opinion on lunar eclipse?
Pretty cool actually



10) Have you ever answered any silly questions lately?
No, all questions are pretty serious to me.

[geonerd]

What part of the univers am I from: I dont know I have misplased the mother ship. Though I live in British Columbia.
Favourate animal monster ect, THe squabit, its half squirle have rabbit, it hops up trees
No kectup stains though plenty of coffee stains
Howmany socks have I lost, around 15, i guard the remainder closely
no pets, i cant force one to live in my shoe box apartment, thought the cats at a local pet store know me by sight
I have had LGM's evolve form blue cheese my fridge
I swear at my computer and sweat talk my mountain bike on tough climbs
on the subject of lunar eclipse, why cant one happen where I live,
Any question is as silly as you make it

[TheCountess]

If you are a new comer, please introduce yourself here so we can understand you better.

You can talk about general stuffs like...
1 ) Which part of the Universe you come from?
The castle on the other side of midnight, and in as much as I'd love to invite you all to join me there, only The Black Count and myself can get there. Sorry. The rest of the time I reside in a forgotten little island called New Zealand. Really a great place.

2 ) What is your favorite animals/creatures/monsters?
Puppytoadlotyl... Sort of a giant axolotyl crossbred with a puppy that hops.

3 ) How many ketchup stains on your shirt/dress?
None! Hurrah! As for mustard stains... hmm...

4 ) How many socks have you lost in the past year?
My toe socks disappeared for a while... found them on my sisters feet. It was a very distressing experience, as they're ranbow coloured and my favourite pair.

5 ) Do you have a pet? What kind?
Well, there's Sarah, she's an axolotyl and a fat lazy one at that. Then there's Misty, she's a cat, and she's gone all old and senile recently, then there's Rascal, an evil cat we will not speak of again.

6 ) Have you ever seen a gnome?
Saw a whole garden full of em once.

7 ) Did any little green man ever visited your refrigerator?
Not that I've ever seen, but perhaps I should spend more time watching the refridgerator just to be sure, hmm?

8 ) Have you ever talked to any electrical appliances?
Oh many many times. Death threats are good for anything misbehaving, and I do like to congratualte my computer when it actually works *affectionately strokes screen*

9 ) What is your opinion on lunar eclipse?
Purdy...

10) Have you ever answered any silly questions lately?
I keep getting asked what I'm so upset about when I'm clearly smiling...