Abandoned Forum

[Bomadeno]

There's a theory out there somewhere that the universe is simply runnning in a great loop. SO - beyond may actually be before. Now we ask what is time? Can we move through it? If we can will we even need a beyond? Will the beyond, if it exists, be interesting? Will they have ice cream? Will there be the same problems? How long till the loop goes all round, and wat happens if we live that long? What time is dinner? What time will I finish this message? Who will best answer all these questions? Who will bother to answer them? Who will die before they answer them all, or get a blister on their finger? Who will doubt the floor beneath their feet? Will anyone stamp their feet in vain and declare 'it is there', only to plummet out of their house into a timeless netherland where people don't bother to have heads? How many spelling mistakes have i made? Will I answer these questions myself? Am I classified as insane by statisical infrequency? Am i using reverse psychology? How many city names have I hidden in (London) this post? Why are fish always wet except the few seconds before they get towelled and when they are dead eg fish fingers? Why do they die when I dry them on a towell? Shall I use the enter key? Will anyone DARE to answer all these questions in full sentences? When will my left foot drop off? What is a pumpkin? Where does the 08:45 from Liverpool Street Station go to? Who likes pies? Who will realise this is not the last question? Why am I here? Why am I not there? How am I here? What is the time? What is an image? What is a cow? Can you write me a story please?

[Chazoa]

I'll write a long story. When I get bored enough.

[nil]

Too many questions. My brain just exploded. Now I have to pick it up piece by piece from my NEW carpet. It's all YOUR fault. You should pay for soiling my carpet!

[Bomadeno]

Then you can tidy up your brains really easily.

Also, why has noone answered my questions!?

ANSWER!

[Chazoa]

Well...

Next time just ask them one at a time. I'm too impatient to siit and read that 8 page long report... XP

[Bomadeno]

It's not.

[nowhere man]

Ill answer you questions, not in complete snetences though

MAYBE!!
there you go,that should answer all the questions you asked.
is it not?

[nil]

I shall answer your question with two questions.

Why we have so many questions? Why are we asking? Why haven't we found any answer? Why does two qustions end up to be five questions?

[Bomadeno]

1) We have so many questions because we are all kangaroos
2)We are asking because we don't like agreeing with turtles
3)We haven't found and answer because only the turtles know, and we don't like them so we don't ask them, we are too proud.
4)It ended up to be 4 questions, which is easily explainable in comparison to Einstein's special theory of relativity

[Chazoa]

When we asked questions existense ceased to exist. So to exist... you must NOT ask questions. That is truth...

[Bomadeno]

I'd rather question.

[Pimienta]

so if that is the truth why are we still discussing this
I mean now your questions are answered (well sort of) so lets just put out one more question
Have you ever seen a cow get disapeared?
cause if not you should really find magical trevor

[Bomadeno]

Whoever answers my questions properly will get a lovely prize x)

[nowhere man]

you mean baybe wasnt right...

[Bomadeno]

Took me a while to realise you meant maybe...
And no it wasn't. For example:
When will my left foot drop off? (this is only one example, it doen't mean all the rest are maybe)
This cannot be answerred maybe. Try again.