Abandoned Forum

by **Bomadeno** on Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:49 pm

I am the first one to post here.

by **Bomadeno** on Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:56 pm

If I am the first person to post does it mean I am the centre of the universe?
If I am does it mean I get as many pies as I want?
And the act of eating pie is actually ANTI-pie theorist.
The pie theory is based heavily on just discussing the pie, its flavours, crusts, all those things that make it what it is - a pie.

I think I will be an..... Interesting Carpet Theorist... (for today at least)
The theory is faitly simple you have to roll carpets around to suceed in lifes goals. The more intricate the carpet the better. This is why so many carpet sales people can talk for sooooo long about carpet, whilst boring none carpetists out of their brains and making them think 'I must kill a turtle' 'I must eat pie' 'I must polish my shoes with gravel' - And other such thoughts common of None-carpetists.

by **Chazoa** on Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:04 pm

You are the center of a pie. YOU ARE THE CHERRY ON TOP OF WHIPPED CREAM! You are to be eaten by the turtle first! MUAHAHAHAHA!

I am the turtle. A CANNIBALISTIC HALF PIE TURTLE! :twisted:

by **Bomadeno** on Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:12 pm

*yay*

by **Chazoa** on Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:51 pm

Yes... but you shall call me by my PROPER name. Sir cannabal pie/turtle of earth.

by **nil** on Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:12 am

I'm the creator of this forum and thus should be properly credited as the creator of THE Pie/Turtle/Whatever you believe in...

According to Aristotle (BTW he was a very smart guy born in a country with lots of falafel, but he died long time ago, don't waste you time searching for him now), we should always seek the golden means.

That's why I say the Universe is not a Pie, not a Turtle but a Purtle. Purtle is the TRUTH. Purtle is the WAY. Purtle is everything. Bow to Purtle.

by **Chazoa** on Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:34 am

Aristotle does not Exist. All theories are wrong because there is no existence.

by **Pimienta** on Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:34 pm

that means the comments you make about nonexistance is just nonexistant so why should I believe you

by **Chazoa** on Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:59 pm

Ah forget all that Junk. I'm tired of messing around with that theory. It's nonsense anyways. I was just being stupid.

by **Bomad~o** on Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:31 am

The theory isn't junk.
Just a phase that some people go through. (I believe some to be approximately 99%) (The remaining 1% is the pope, mother theresa, the monkey and George Bussssshhhh) And yes the world population is only 300 people, and yes I am counting the monkey and Bush as one unit.

by **nil** on Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:07 am

The Pope died so the population of Earth dropped to 299. But we did gain another pope. But no one can be sure he is whole or half. So the new population could be between 299.5 to 300.

As for Bush...
"Belgium has got President Bush really angry. In Belgium, government officials had to apologize because they recently compared President Bush's face to a chimp's. The weird part is, they apologized to the chimp." --Conan O’Brien

by **Bomadeno** on Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:57 pm

That is a myth, the pope never actually died. He simply got buried, then they cremated him under that vatican place, and his smoke came up through the floor into a waiting pope canister. so it si in fact the same pope, and yes, they are already dead when they become popes (look at their facial expressions)

And when the smoke comes out the roof, it is black if the pope is still being decanted and white if he is all burnt into his new form. The wetter a pope is when he dies, the longer it takes for the new pope to be formed.

Also, due to unavoidable loss, popes have shrunk over time - if you looked at the pope 2000 years ago he would be huge! (and yes, they did have popes before Jesus

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