Abandoned Forum

[Chazoa]

Simple... I want to start a roleplay to attract those of you who like a good laugh. We'll start off like this...

An evil half turtle/man who always carries around a pie is attacking earth with his pies of doom... IN THE MOTHER DISH! It is a giant pie dish...

You guys go from there.

[Bomadeno]

I am a turtle warrior, here to eat pies as and when they arrive.
I am NOT a pie worshipper.
I eat them.
I am not evil.
I support humanity.

[Chazoa]

Hmm... Okay. then go fight evil pie turtle.

[Bomadeno]

I can't. I'm tucked in my shell and completely unaware of the outside world. You will have to make me aware, and you can't use your rifle.

[Chazoa]

Okay then... *kicks the shell and gets a ship's foghorn*

Till the count of 3...

1...

2...

[nil]

I am a Golden Squirrel.
I came from the Nut Tree Galaxy.
I come in piece and despise all kinds of violence.

I especially don't like people or things who harm the shelled reptiles.

I might delcare war on those who decide to do so.

[Bomadeno]

You come in pieces? *bandages up*

I am out of my shell, but I've realised I need a pie. Can anyone help me?

[Chazoa]

There is no such thing as pie! That must be why it tastes so good to our non-existent mouth...

[Bomadeno]

Yesterday I was just trundling along the street slowly, as turtles do, when I realised I needed a pie more than ever. (despite the earth being pounded by interstellar pie ships) I went down to the local restaurant and ordered the biggest pie on the menu. It arrived, and to my shock and awe it was the most beautiful pie I had ever seen!

I married the pie immediately and we are now living in a beautiful dish, ready to defend the earth when we wake up, and we have a lovely baby purtle called Univeres. She is, by chance another universe, much like the marbles in men in black, and doesn't like to be reminded of it. (she is being slowly eaten away by her inhabitants, like all universes)

[Chazoa]

*picks up an apple and puts it on top of the pie* Apple pie. Eat up.

[nil]

Yesterday I was just trundling along the street slowly, as turtles do, when I realised I needed a pie more than ever. (despite the earth being pounded by interstellar pie ships) I went down to the local restaurant and ordered the biggest pie on the menu. It arrived, and to my shock and awe it was the most beautiful pie I had ever seen!

I married the pie immediately and we are now living in a beautiful dish, ready to defend the earth when we wake up, and we have a lovely baby purtle called Univeres. She is, by chance another universe, much like the marbles in men in black, and doesn't like to be reminded of it. (she is being slowly eaten away by her inhabitants, like all universes)

That's a very moving love story. We should make it into a movie.

[Bomadeno]

My darling pie and I would like to keep our privacy please.

Anyone who goes to the press better have cyclone fences and minigun turrets

[Pimienta]

I like pie especially w/apples on top

[Bomadeno]

Sad news I know, but Mrs. Pie was fed up of me eating her...
Well now I am free to save the world!

[Pimienta]

I'm so sorry to here that you and the missus split up