I'm not keen on other people's germs........
When someone offers me a bite of something on the end of their fork, I graciously decline.
I also tend to walk around someone with a hacking cough, rather than past......
And, I found that by bringing my own coffee mug to work and washing it myself meant, I seemed to be a lot more healthy and didn't really catch colds. While, all around me, everyone else who used communal mugs and washed them in the dishwasher at work seemed to be dropping like flies with cold and flu symptoms.
I would have thought that the heat of the dishwasher would have killed anything, but everyone else had sniffles and I didn't.
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GoodGrief wrote: the best thing to do about space watermelons is to beat them off with celery. It has to be good for something.
At this point it may already be too late! If you are doing this
or even that
it means those rascals have landed!
May I suggest that you build celery catapults and fire balls of cream cheese and stuffed olives at them before they land, and the earth turns into one huge alien watermelon patch, and our yellow pencuil cases are lost forever!
WATERMELON
"You'll never get my pencil case, you dastardly alien!!"
OTHER WATERMELON "Ouch!"
"Take that!!"