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My meaning in life:

Postby Bomadeno on Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:25 pm

To be the cherry on a pie. And then get eaten by Chazoa the turtle. The end.
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Postby Chazoa on Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:39 pm

That sounds fun. And I'm not JUST a turtle...

I AM HALF PIE AND CANNABALISTIC!
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To think why.

Postby nil on Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:22 am

"To be" is not the meaning.

"Why" is the meaning.

Why pie? Why turtle? That is the question.

That is the difference between a kangaroo and a turtle. A turtle eats a pie but a kangaroo thinks about the pie and try to figure out its meaning.
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What about me?

Postby Bomadeno on Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:39 pm

What am I meant to do if I am a Pieangatle?
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Pieangatle

Postby nil on Sat Apr 16, 2005 5:42 am

A Pieangatle? First I have to explain to the clueless guests what a Pieangatle is.

A Pieangatle, according to the the Immoral Life of two Depraved Animals, is the offspring of a kangaroo and a turtle produced after a wanton night of a pie dinner dating.

Only the spritual monks of Tibet understand the insight of such communion. Since I'm not a Tibetan monk, I can't explain it very well. However, from what I heard, the doing of a Pieangatle is not very suitable for kids under 13 to hear.
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Postby Chazoa on Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:37 am

Once again... we speak of non-existent beings and you are making me hungry... even though I do not exist.
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Postby nowhere man on Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:04 am

you dont exist. But does your hunger?
hmmmmm :roll:
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Postby Chazoa on Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:13 pm

Okay. PIE IS REAL!
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Postby nil on Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:01 am

If non existence really doesn't exist, why does it show up so often in the post?

To forget about nothing, you first have to forget about forgetting.
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Postby Pimienta on Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:30 pm

Chazoa wrote:Okay. PIE IS REAL!

finally we find something thats real
yet you still don't exist so how do you (a nonexistant person) know that pie is real
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