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Postby nil on Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:31 am

Hamsters are proud little creatures.

They used to be ferocious warriors, roaming in the wilderness, fighting with creatures several times of their size.

But after they have been domesticated, they run in the hamster wheels all day, doing nothing but eating raisins.

Do you keep hamsters? Do you see the warrior in your hamsters?
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Postby trumpetprodigy on Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:22 am

I do not have a hamster and therefore do not see the warrior.
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Postby Bomadeno on Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:09 pm

Ditto
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Postby Cherokee_girl on Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:54 pm

There was 2 hamsters in my classroom in 3rd grade. I saw the warrior in them. They liked to crawl wnder our couch and then bite us when we tried to grab them to put them in their cages.
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Postby princess on Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:38 am

We don't have hamsters in australia! It's not fair!!!! I WANT ONE!!!!!
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Postby nil on Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:09 am

That's OK, I can import some to Australia. They can make a good disguise as hot dog meat.
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Postby Symphonious on Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:50 am

I have no hamster, though I wish I did. They are cute and fuzzy, but in reality are, as stated above, ferocious warriors. No one believes anymore, though. :(
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Postby Pimienta on Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:24 pm

I don't have a hamster
I have a gecko and even though he's not ferocious at all
he can be cool
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Postby Math_nerd on Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:17 pm

I woudn't doubt that pimienta's gecko was a ferocious warior, no matter what she says.
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Postby princess on Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:43 am

I want A Hamster!!! If i ever go to where they are or can get some imported, i'm getting a pair and breeeding them and selling them to people everywhere and getting rich! Mwa Ha Ha!
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Postby GoodGrief on Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:22 am

My sister has three guinea pigs. No hamsters in Australia. We used to have one guinea pig but while we were away she divided like some single-celled organisms do, and when we got back she was already telling her offspring to look upon the fridge as a source of life and of wondermentfullness. Unlike hampsters, guinea aren't warriors deep down but mental asylum escapees. And apparently they're nice roasted. :twisted:
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Postby princess on Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:03 am

i love guinea pigs. i once had 50 in my yard. they's kinda like chickens...dumb, but cute, and plump, and make cute noises and always want food.
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Postby trumpetprodigy on Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:54 pm

Yah, that describes chickens rather accuratly. I never knew guinea pigs were like chickens.
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Postby Pimienta on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:23 pm

maybe they can be crossbred
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Postby GoodGrief on Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:34 am

I have chickens too. I'll see if I can enrol in a course for mad geneticists and then I'll give it a shot.
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