Your version of the Universe

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What is the Universe made of?

The universe is a pie
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18%
The universe is a turtle
2
12%
The universe is a purtle
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18%
The universe is a worm
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The universe is a chicken
2
12%
No clue
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6%
Others... (please specify in the post)
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35%
 
Total votes : 17

Your version of the Universe

Postby nil on Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:33 am

What do you think the Universe is made of?
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Postby Bomadeno on Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:38 am

Despite voting for purtle, which is obviously what it is, I don't really think the universe is simply nothing/everything/God/wired etc.

And also.... I wonder if people conform to the way of others and pick the same choice as most of the others...

And also again, I wonder If me saying that will make them pick a different one, so that they can feel different.

And also.... I wonder if me saying the 2nd and also will make peopel pick the same because I am trying to trick them...

What are you thinking I am wanting you to think now? (and if you think you know, remember that that is a very very infinite loop) (tell me if you find an end though!)
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Postby Chazoa on Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:37 am

These are all wonderful theories... but the universe... as well as life itself is nothing but a elaborate lie that has been growing for milions upon millions of years. That intelligence, life, and realty is nothing but a human taught lie to make us feel more comfortable about our 'lives' that we in reality do not have.

Most everything we do could simply be an illusion created by our own minds to make us THINK we are living. In reality... we all have 2 minds. The one that is for decision making... The one that is there... but none of us conciously know it is there.

And the one we have been taught about since we were 3. The one that supposedly carries out all life functions.

In reality... We could all just be part of a fake reality created by an earlier, more advanced civilization. We were always taught we were the most intelligent beings on earth... but we know nothing out of our own social bubbles. Everything we are taught could be truths... lies... or a stretched truth.

The overall point is... Mental stability is a non reality... What we charecterize ourselves as is nothing but a self taught lie. Everything we were taught is nothing but an elaborate lie that has been weaved for milions upon millions of years, and is still being weaved as we speak... That we are all nothing but charecters in a story book... That life... is in reality... NOT REAL! Life is all a lie. For all we are taught is taught to us by people even more ignorent of the lies they are spreading.



Alright. I told you I'd make that speech... Does it make any sense? And can you believe I'm only 13? This only proves that as I said before... what we categorize ourselves as is nothing but an elaborate lie, and that life is nothing but a lie... told to us by those who are even more ignorant of the lies that are so rapidly spreading.
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Postby Chazoa on Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:48 am

As well as the fact that our minds are nothing but an illusion. A fake reality... that isn't even real. As real as the movies w watch... that were created fakely in a fake reality by non existant creatures... and that our minds are non existent. That we all act upon the lies we have been taught... we act as though we CAN live... as though we CAN think... but it has all been plotted... planned... An elaborate lie taught to us when our minds developed far enough to ask why. We drew the line at why... That was when our 2 minds split. When we gained this 'intelligence' reality started to bend... break... and twist. A future that is not existent... a past that never happened... a present that is not there. That life... Reality... Everything is a self taught lie. This only proves that all we say is not communication at all... it is an elaborate lie twisted up in our non existent minds to make us think we are real. That there are multiple beings... and a universe... and reality... and life. Reality is a self taught lie... And no matter what I say to back it up we all will deny it... for that is our non existent mind's first programmed instinct. To deny the truth... and to think that we all have lives... homes... and families...

But it is all non-existent lies. In a non existent reality. The truth is that agreeing or dissagreeing upon a fact is even less real then stating a fact in itself. That everything is made up... fake... Unreal. That all our 'lives' we were taught about these lies... We have no 'life'. There is no such thing as existence. That the big bang never happened. That the universe was never created. All theories are wrong... because there is not TRUE TRUTH. Nothing is true... and it is all a lie. That even speaking to you now I am nothing but another lie. That you are a lie. That all life is not life at all... and that we are all non-existent.

To sum it all up... There is no such thing as reality... the universe... life... and truth. And wether or not you agree you are still not agreeing... because you are non existent... just as I and all other millions of humas are.
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Postby nil on Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:49 am

I agree with what you said. What you spoke is truth.

But pragmatically speaking, we need a method to spread such truth to the more clueless. We need a catchy, marketable name to label such lie, such illusion. And a more catchy, more marketable name to label the truth. I think "tao" and "the way" was a very cool name. But they have been used by others. I think we should start a new thread to discuss the "a cool name for truth" and "a cool name for the illusion".

That will make our truth pursuing job much easier.
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Postby Chazoa on Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:55 am

Truth is non-existent. As is you and me. I cannot make it any simpler than that... for those of you too impatient to read my wonderful theory.

By the way I'm 13, and I have already realized the stated truth of all non-existent things. That life is in fact not real... as fake as reality... which is Non-existent.
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Postby Bomadeno on Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:22 pm

Don't take this offensively (or in any way) Are you unusually clever or faster thinking then those around you at school?

And, Reality? Just let it drop, its old hat.

If we are real, what would you do differently?

If we aren't real then how can you waste your time?

You can't. Just live it, your mind can defend itself against reality questioning.

Live life like it's real.
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I have just found that you believe you are clever :P

Postby Bomadeno on Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:48 pm

Intelligence is not a good judge of character.

The ability to be creative, or wise, thoughtful, kind, logical are equally if not more important. Try to forget your intelligence.

Usually wiseness and intelligence are partners, tub intelligence alone can be found in a piece of silicon.
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Postby nil on Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:55 am

That depends on the definition of intelligent.
Usually intelligent means:
S+C=I
Where
S=Speed of your thought
C=Capacity of your brain for memory
I=Intelligent

However, intelligent alone it's not so useful. You can have a powerful computer but a dumb software or dumb user.
So another formula is:
W+A > I
Where
W=your will (your consciousness)
A=your algorithm (the software, how you utilize your "hardware" intelligent)
I = Intelligent
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Postby Chocolate Ninja on Wed May 18, 2005 3:34 pm

I believe that the universe is a rubber stress ball filled with grains, perhaps millet, except bouncing about for eternity in the endless space of nothingness. Compared to nothingness, it is very small.

Inside the rubber stress ball, there are millions of little grains packed together, almost too small to be seen, all bouncing around within the ball.

Everything that happens in the universe is part of the bounce. Eventually, the force of nothingness will corrode the outside of the stress ball, until all the seeds spill out. The seeds might form something, or might also fade away.
The rest is silence.
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Postby nil on Thu May 19, 2005 4:07 am

Except that nowadays rubber stress ball are made with jello things instead of the little grains. I think the new Universes are getting more slimy.
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Postby Math_nerd on Thu May 19, 2005 9:23 pm

I think that it is the analogy that is important.
Our heads are round - So that our thoughts may fly out in all directions.

Even the greatest of whales is helpless in the desert.
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Postby quarantined_4_rabies on Tue May 24, 2005 4:46 pm

i think the universe is made up of energy and frequencies. just like our brain i think it's powered by frequency and when we die it just joins the rest of the universe. which is growing as i type.
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Cow Snore

Postby nil on Wed May 25, 2005 6:48 am

I faintly remember my Physics teacher mentioned that our Universe is powered by cow's snoring. When the cows snored, the Universe expand...
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Postby Bomadeno on Wed May 25, 2005 9:50 am

I think the universe is a spring chicken. I had a desperate desire to say that.
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