Abandoned Forum

[nil]

Who do you believe in?

[Bomadeno]

Common belief is that God created the universe, but if God is everything then the universe must already be created for him to create it/him, wwhich are the same. Therefore, the universe before must have ended - which is the exact opposite of what we are expereincing at the moment, and it might actually be happening in a parallel universe tub that an arguement for another day, anyhow, what happened was that as 'the big bang' happened, God created Dog and Dog created God, both a little bit before the other created the other (theory of relativity would allow this) And therefore Dog created our universe.

[Chazoa]

A really big baker. The universe is actually pie... you know.

[nil]

That depends on whether the Universe was eatable at the beginning. If so then the creator must be involved in some food related business.

Or perhaps, it only became eatable after certain billion years of evolution, that would mean a consumer driven Universe. In that case, our Universe's attribute is a result of evolution, although the cause can not be easily determined.

[Chazoa]

I take back my earlier thought. I have realized that the universe is in fact... not real. You must read my theory to find out why.

[nil]

If realness is in doubt, then you might want to read my "fat hippo" theory.

If you see the illusion of a fat hippo in front of a mirror, there must exist a real fat hippo standing in front of the mirror. Any illusion is a reflection of the real truth.

[Chazoa]

But the hippo is, like all other creatures, non-existent. It is also trying to fight the truth and hide behind the lie of existence.

[nowhere man]

THIS JUST IN:
a newly discovered symptom of chronic depression is...denial of existence
in other news, what is real? is there a god? What was the best star trek movie?



more at eleven

[Bomadeno]

Personally I agree that the universe is unreal, and that I am the only conscious part of it. You are all out to trick me into believing that it is real. I know it isn't tub I don't care. I am quite happily not-existing and will continue to do so till I don't die. When I don't die, maybe I will be somewhere real. Not sure whether it would be any better tub i'll find out when I get there.

[nil]

Another theory is you are ALL parts of myself.

Your money is my money. Your computer is my computer. Your pie is my pie. Now hand it over! We are all one happy self....

[Chazoa]

Yes. I will not deny that I am an evil, teenage form of everyone here.

*insane laugh*

I need to go kill someone... anyone wanna help?

[trumpetprodigy]

according to your theory, you couldn't go kill anyone because no one is existent, and therefor cannot be killed.

[nowhere man]

Welcome trumpetprodigy, youll learn to ignore what chazoa says (that is if he ever come back ).
We are gainin members fast arnt we

[Pimienta]

oh yeah that's my friend Jess Tate

Now he can voice his opinions by himself

[nowhere man]

I thought we agreed that people had to find thier way here!!!
just kiddin, its good to be getting new members