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by nil on Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:07 am
It is called "ottoman cockroach", belong to the order of Blattaria, with the scientific name Blattella Ottomarica.
They can bite through metal, spit poison, breath fire and transform into those kind of bugs your see in the movie Man in Black. They usually breed in millions in a single night and the uncontrolled infestation of them was said to be the main reason for the falling of the Ottoman empire.
They can bite through metal, spit poison, breath fire and transform into those kind of bugs your see in the movie Man in Black. They usually breed in millions in a single night and the uncontrolled infestation of them was said to be the main reason for the falling of the Ottoman empire.
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by GoodGrief on Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:21 am
Certainly not, because all chickens are in fact controlled by a vast over-mind, which is why they appear to have no independant thought. What this over-mind thinks of gravy is best left unsaid...
-GG
What exactly is meant by the above statement I may never know.
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Chicken Mind
by nil on Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:45 am
The chicken are controlled by Colonel Sander.
Who is Colonel Sander? He is the stout white guy on KFC's logo.
He invented a special spice. The spice deluded the mind of the chicken so much they would rather be deep fried and chopped into pieces instead of pursuing other aspect of life, you know, like pecking worms and other wholesome activities....
It was sad to see the chicken folks sank into these kind of lowness... But it was said a very bright chicken would lead their kind out of this nightmare...
Who is Colonel Sander? He is the stout white guy on KFC's logo.
He invented a special spice. The spice deluded the mind of the chicken so much they would rather be deep fried and chopped into pieces instead of pursuing other aspect of life, you know, like pecking worms and other wholesome activities....
It was sad to see the chicken folks sank into these kind of lowness... But it was said a very bright chicken would lead their kind out of this nightmare...
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by GoodGrief on Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:47 pm
Maybe the Saviour spoken of in the Chicken Prophecy is none other than the Unhiegenic Chicken of the Malt Shop!
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by hamster on Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:06 pm
I like chicken, and I like KFC. Col. Sanders' success story, at the end of a road of hard knocks, is awesome. Google it some time. My local KFC gave me a job years ago when I was a kid back from college for the summer and nobody else would.
I will sing the praises of their succulent products until the day I die.
Extra crispy chicken.
Heavenly hot biscuits drizzled with butter.
Spicy red beans and rice.
Tasty mashed potatoes.
Sweet corn in a golden heap.
Savory rotiserrie yumminess.
Are you hungry yet?
I will sing the praises of their succulent products until the day I die.
Extra crispy chicken.
Heavenly hot biscuits drizzled with butter.
Spicy red beans and rice.
Tasty mashed potatoes.
Sweet corn in a golden heap.
Savory rotiserrie yumminess.
Are you hungry yet?
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