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If you could live forever, would you and why?

Postby Nobody on Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:36 pm

"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"


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WOBS: About eating socks

Postby nil on Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:26 am

I would not eat a sock,
because we should not eat a sock,
because if we were supposed to eat a sock,
then we should eat a sock,
but we cannot eat a sock,
which is why I would not eat a sock.

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Postby soundvapour on Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:33 am

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Postby hamster on Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:15 pm

I intend to live forever or at least until I comprehend the entire universe, including mastering the Mandarin Chinese language and the secrets of genetic mutation.
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Postby Pimienta on Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:10 pm

I wouldn't because then all my friends would die and I would live forever
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Re: WOBS: About eating socks

Postby hamster on Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:31 pm

nil wrote:I would not eat a sock,
because we should not eat a sock,
because if we were supposed to eat a sock,
then we should eat a sock,
but we cannot eat a sock,
which is why I would not eat a sock.

-- Wisdom of the Blue Sock 2006


You CAN eat a sock. You might not feel so good afterwards, however. And the Blue Sock is wise enough to avoid the sort of people who might eat him/her.
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Postby Math_nerd on Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:06 am

People are what I live for. Why would I stay alive any longer than I had to to live for poeple?
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Postby GoodGrief on Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:38 am

I intend to live forever or die trying. "But it's impossible!" I hear you say! Yes, that's the point. If living forever was something people did every day then I would have no desire to do so. Because when you really think about it, it would suck heaps bad. It's a pretty safe thing to hope for when it's not going to come true.
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What exactly is meant by the above statement I may never know.

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Postby Bomadeno on Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:49 pm

I certainly wouldn't. 60-70 years would be more than enough for me. I'd settle for up to 20 or 30 less.
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Postby Nobody on Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:13 am

Would you go to jail for 20 years if someone promised you a billion bucks when you got out?
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Postby nil on Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:29 am

Probably not, I would be 90 years old then and I won't have enough time to spend the money...

Well... I barely have enough time to spend the money I make now (this statement only indicates I'm too busy, doesn't imply or deny my financial wellness.)
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Postby Nobody on Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:32 am

nil wrote:Probably not, I would be 90 years old then and I won't have enough time to spend the money...

Well... I barely have enough time to spend the money I make now (this statement only indicates I'm too busy, doesn't imply or deny my financial wellness.)


Theres no way your 70 years old right now.

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Postby nowhere man on Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:33 pm

I would like to live fdor a very long long time, but nor forever
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Postby Astarte on Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:32 pm

It would only be nice to live forever if you stayed looking young and attractive........ I don't think I would like to end up looking like Yoda.

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