Abandoned Forum

[punk04]

there was once a man who washed plates for fun his name was joe, he got paid 7.25 per hour for washing plates then oneday he........

[nil]

One day he decided to wash teacups instead of plates. He was paid 7.25 plates per hour for teacup washing. That was how he collected the largest collection of plates in the world. He used those plates to build a house. And he invited.

[Pimienta]

the whale from outer space to join him in his house. together they washed teacups to their hearts delight just to find out that...

[GoodGrief]

There were no more teacups in the world, because everyone had given up drinking tea and were all instead drinking soft-drinks despite health warnings from various researches who were addicted to caffeine anyway. This looked bad. There were no more teacups except those preserved in the Plate House, and only a limited number of coffee cups...

[nil]

only a limited number of coffee shops has a collection of tea and a couple of cups. But those cups are for coffee and not for tea. When they tried to pour tea into those coffee cups, it caused a space time convolution... A very...

[punk04]

deadly worm a ppeard he was made out of plates sand cups so the guy threw him into the sink and started to wash him but he used the wroung dish soap........

[Pimienta]

and that caused a chemical reaction that mutated both him and the whale so that they resembled...

[punk04]

a turtle named francheska

[Ssarl]

The worm-whale-turtle-thing was appointed Queen of France, but the ceremonial underpants had barely been placed atop his head before he was immediately assassinated by a rogue band of gypsies, seeking revenge for The Fettucini Incident of 1971

[GoodGrief]

And there was much rejoicing...

[Pimienta]

for the the worm whale turtle thing was in fact an evil parrot who's only thought in the world was the persecution of pelicans. The rejoicing party of pelicans ...

[hamster]

disturbed a grouchy old man who worked the midnight shift at a factory, so he came running downstairs in his flannel undies cussing like a drunken sailor, only to see his Grandmother Bertha burping into a trash can because ....

[vampress]

she had eaten to much spagettii. When he screamed she turned around and barfed all over the old man. He . . .

[hamster]

grabbed a can of Parmesan cheese to sprinkle upon himself, hoping to drown out the stench, but that unfortunately attracted the attention of a passing pack of pit bulls, who charged into the room, growling and snapping, which led to ...