George Bush or Cow Moo

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Who do you like to be your president?

A Chimp
4
16%
The Pope
1
4%
A Pie
9
36%
George Bush
8
32%
A Cow
3
12%
 
Total votes : 25

George Bush or Cow Moo

Postby nil on Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:19 am

The old Topic "Let's talk about bush..." have changed to "what kind of moo you prefer to hear from your cow?"
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Here's the reasoning behind me saying chimp:

Postby Bomadeno on Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:57 pm

George Bush is already occupied with being president of America, so can't do England too (and he is a ... well ... idiot. (tub he is sane!)

The Pope is dead... and they don't have a new one *yet*

The Pie is preoccupied trying to decide whether it, or a turtle, or a purtle, is the universe and has no time to govern a country.

Therefore, only the chimp is a viable option.
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Postby nowhere man on Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:32 pm

i personly dont like cows
i picked the pope because he has a cow sounding voice

thats only my opinoin
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Postby nil on Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:54 am

I think upon hearing your guys' comment, they promply elected a new pope.
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moooooooooooooooo

Postby nowhere man on Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:04 am

mooooooooooooooo
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Postby Kitty on Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:14 pm

I'm a republican. Who do you think I like?

Besides, Bush graduated from Yale. Gore dropped out of school. It's just the accent that makes him sound stupid.
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Postby nowhere man on Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:12 am

personaly i would want my cows moo to sound like the pope, but thats just me.
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Postby Chazoa on Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:18 am

Moo cow moo.
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Postby nowhere man on Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:35 am

now i think i changed my mind, i would want my cow to sound more like chewbacca then the pope
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHhh!!!!!!
kinda like that but different
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Bush

Postby nil on Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:19 am

OK... I do think there's some goodiness in all the world leaders around the world....

Perhaps we should change the topics to what kind of moo you prefer to hear from your cow?
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I don't understand why anyone is going to get in trouble...

Postby Bomadeno on Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:14 am

Why could anyone get in trouble??? We all have the freedom of speech, and anyway politics is everywhere.
I thought it was realley boring, and it is sort of, tub it's also quite important.

On an even more important note:
I prefer a deep, bellowing moo with a slight uptone at the end.
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Postby nowhere man on Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:19 pm

i said he could get in trouble because he was talkin about killing the president,and thats just not cool to do ( in public anyway, and i think this is sorta consiodered public) even if the president is an idiot
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Oooh

Postby Bomadeno on Sun Apr 24, 2005 7:09 pm

I missed that... Completely....

And I suppose it is wrong... Tub I asked my friend if I could kill him and he said yes, as soon as I have got a mars bar. He didn't seem to mind too much..... *ahem* :roll: :twisted: :roll: :twisted: :roll: :twisted:
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Cow Moo

Postby nil on Sun Apr 24, 2005 7:14 pm

Depends on the locality of a cow, it might speak a different dialog and therefore produce a different kind of moo.

The moo is usually a very important way for a cow to express it's personal opinion and to convey its inner feeling. It's also a channel for them to express their concern for the world.

Most cow are usually pacifist, they prefer a peaceful grassland for grazing. So the moo are usually more peaceful. However, I notice the moo of the cow has become more unsettled recently. I think it might has something to do with world events or perhaps just the taste of the grass was not as good as before.
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The reason cow's moos are unsettled

Postby Bomadeno on Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:05 pm

Cow's moos have recently been unsettled.
This is due to only one factor: An increasing number of cows are being replaced with reconstitued milk bottles. The cow's arguement is that the milk bottles don't do the job as well, and to be honest I am off the same onion. I am SO tired I have absolutely no idea what I am typing and I have college tomorrow. Great. Poor cows.
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