Abandoned Forum

[meateater540]

This could be a lie! Other forums i have been to i get made fun of! NOES! Anyway, i found this place while searching for water powered cars, and was mildly intrigued about it. I have a feeling i will stay here, read alot, get headaches, leave and go to anti-rice.com, feel dumb there, come back here, feel dumb here but for a different reason...etc. Anyway live in ontariario canadah, and lookforward to many sleepless nights thinking aboot this stuuf.

[Bomadeno]

To feel dumb here would be odd... a secret thing that happens to all members is they get their brains wiped and replaced with a standard IQ of 57.3 - the perfect IQ for moronic discompensation and triangulated molecular vector quantities resulting in gandibberish convultations.

No.. no i don't understand it.. my IQ is only 57.3

[Astarte]

Hi meateater 540 and welcome! I found this site a little while ago and never seem to leave!!!
Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

....a secret thing that happens to all members is they get their brains wiped and replaced with a standard IQ of 57.3

and I found that I developed a burning interest in Penguins, Squirrels and Hamsters????

It's all very odd to say the least.

[nowhere man]

I was going to comment, but i couldnt think of anything, just so you dont think I'm ignoring you

Welcome to the forum

[Math_nerd]

nothing to say here. Unless it has to do with fish.......

[TheCountess]

Mmm cheese! Err... welcome!!!

[Mysti]

Hello Mr Eater of Meat. I hopes you have a lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely time here.

Penguins are evil. They gain power by being in peopole's thoughts. JUST SAY NO TO PENGUIN THOUGHTS, PEOPLE!!!

[meateater540]

Penguins eh? Im still quite lost with this place, what is it about? originalyl i though it was for the discussion of scientific shtuff, i.e. unified field theory...but now...im really not sure.

[Astarte]

..... unified field theory..

Are you referring to Cows with Guns?? If so, here is their song especially for YOU!!

Dana Lyons - Cows With Guns
 

Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun


They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "enough is enough

These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns


http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/d/d ... thguns.htm


moooooooo moooooo

[GoodGrief]

Weird how Cows with Guns seems to have resurfaced all of a sudden. I've heard no less than five people in completely different circles and/or locations mention it lately , which is a lot after a number of years of nothing.

Still, I love it as much now as ever I did

Cow dung flung...

[hamster]

If you are seeking logic or science as the basis of this site, you'll be disappointed. It makes no sense. Just have fun anyway.

[meateater540]

I have to start coming here more often. I keep forgetting about it. This place looked incredibly confusing, and the way i got here was searching for water powered cars, so i just kinda figured that was what this place was.

[meateater540]

oh and
http://www.theflasharchive.com/f/f-50.htm

[Astarte]

Thanks, for the link meateater540 - I hadn't seen it before and my husband and I had a great laugh over it!

And yes, I've grabbed it and posted it on to my three other forums!!! Judging by the comments, they are are enjoying it just as much as I did!

Please visit us again and soon!

[meateater540]

im remebering to come here more often, but im still trying to figure out what this place is about...