Okay, last night I dreamed I had to rush to some airport but I forgot to check out of my hotel and I left all my stuff behind. That's a pretty normal dream -- stress and such.
But I remember two very bizzare additional elements.
A beautiful girl was smoking a cigarette and reading outside the airport. I noticed that she used her burning cigarette for a bookmark, which predictably caused a fire as the cigarette burned down. Yet I did not warn anyone.
Then a helicopter or plane was trying to land or take off, I can't remember which, and a bird insisted on clinging to the fuselage and wouldn't let go. The plane ducked and soared and spun, even coming dangerously close to the ground, trying to shake off the bird.