Abandoned Forum

[nowhere man]

i decided to start a new continuing story. Ill still keep the old one going untill gets too out og controll. Im gonna let sombody else start this story if they want to.

[nil]

Planet Turtle - Chapter 1

On 2070AD, mankind was destroyed in a nuclear holocaust. The turtles survived the war (because of their special DNA structure). Their genes was modified by the radiation which made them incredibly intelligent. They took over the world and ruled over all the gold fish, poodles and all kinds of household pets.

They almost killed all the remaining humans. Except for a small rebellious group led by...

[nowhere man]

a young boy who wore a red and white striped shirt and a backwards hat, his name was Harold. The whole group of humans lived in a very secluded ghetto that was forbidden to the other cretures, and the people were forbidden to ever leave it.
One day Harold decided to...

[Pimienta]

find a way out w/out being noticed by the turtle god Shellues. but how could this be possible, they are guarded day and night by the omnicient turtle god

[nowhere man]

so he called a meeting of some of the smartest people in the ghetto...

[nil]

The speaker of the meeting was a mouse, since most of the human became so retarded (because of the radiation) that even a house mouse could become the smartest people.

The mouse, Gotoa, said, "We need a plan."

So the human provided a plan and they followed the plan.

Harold volunteered himself to execute the plan (because he was the leader), although he had no idea what the plan was.

It was late night, he followed the plan and the plan told him to distract the Turtle Guardians at the gate by using himself as the bait. He did so and was promptly eaten by the turtle. But he wasn't dead, he was stuck in the...

[Pimienta]

... Pit of the turtles stomach -it wasn't very spacious but at least he was alive- He fought with his deteriorating brain and soon found...

[nil]

...an opening. It was disgusting because it was the kind of opening where a turtle discharge all his unwanted bodily waste. Through the opening, he escaped.

He was filthy and distressed. Mankind had fallen this low, to become the body waste of a turtle. Once in history, mankind built the pyramid, the Great Wall, the Eiffel Tower and the Disneyland. But now, looked at him, they were hopelessly hopeless. In the deepest of his depression, he heard a beautiful voice from behind...

[nil]

the beautiful voice happened to be the digestive gas from the turtle. He lost conciousness, when he woke up...

[Math_nerd]

He decided that the story of his life was a pitiful creation of some strange Gods for entertainment purposes only, deemed himself no more important than the lottery and...

[Bomadeno]

promptly decided to enter the it (the lottery)

To his utter surprise (well it wasn't realley, as the he didn't understand probability which is why the lottery is such a rip off) he won!

He won the biggest prize of all, a brain transplant, a personality transfer to keep his old self and a new house with turtle slaves. This made Miles *ahem* HAROLD very very famous. He was also very unpopular. This is what happens when you have something nice - other people want it, can't have it and so ahte you.

So Harold decided to....

[Pimienta]

give other people the same oppertunity
But he came to find out(because of the radiation still in the air) that the brain transplant could only work w/turtle brains
this caused...

[trumpetprodigy]

His body to begin working like a turtle. He ate turtle food, was as intelligent as a turtle, and decided that he was a turtle. This all happend until...

[Pimienta]

the turtles found an inhabitable planet that was a lot like the planet was originally and they shipped all the humans off to this planet and replaced their puny brains.

this was good exept there where giant...

[fan of dc talk]

candybars out to destroy the human race there was one hope for humans and that was...