by hamster on Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:34 pm
Which Jackson?
Jackson Brown?
Jesse Jackson?
Michael Jackson?
Jackson Pollard?
Janet Jackson?
That guy on big bills who once was president Jackson?
Or a certain strange little white-haired geezer named Dr. Jedidiah Juniper Jackson III, who lives in Paris, Texas and has been spotted at strange hours of the night busily at work in his garage amongst the hissing and bubbling of strange chemicals?