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[Bomadeno]

After a suggestion by nowhere man I have decided to try a new roleplay.

It may even be displayed on the lobster site to inspire people!

Lobster Wars

Each person has a giant lobster designed to meet their needs. We are all members of the Elite Lobster Union [ELU] and will be fighting for freedom against all things none lobster. In this thread we voice the days actions, deeds and massacres.

[Chazoa]

Well. Here is my opinion on lobsters... *sux* *no* *stupid*

I hate Lobsters. What is their purpose To get high on sea salt

LOBSTERS MUST ALL DIE!

[Bomadeno]

My giant lobster is called Aryssa

My Giant Lobster was offended by your comment. She is coming over the sea to you, and has a big pot of boiling water with her.... BEWARE!

[Chazoa]

*ooh* *so scared* *not really*

It doesn't trouble me at ALL that a lobster is coming. I'm not scared in the least.

[Bomadeno]

Not even if I tell you Aryssa has many qualifications in nuclear physics?

[Chazoa]

The stupid lobster isn't real so I don't care

[nowhere man]

My lobster is called crabalore, he has a top hat, a jetpack and a cape. He also likes to smoke cigars. His least favorate city is tokyo, it will soon be destroyed.

[nil]

And Lobzilla, the greatest lobster in the Universe, lives in Tokyo and have learn the plan of Crabalore.

He will destroy the destroyer of Tokyo, chop its body into sushi pieces, fried it like tempura, and dipped it in wasabi before it drink it down like sake.

And that also applies to those who dare to insult the lobster race.

[trumpetprodigy]

My lobster is named lobazilla. His the brother to the flying hamster of doom. Lobazilla is very big, and can fly with these little tiny wings that it has. It's mother was a flying lobster and it's father was a hamster. Lobazilla and the flying hamster of doom were fraternal twins.

[Bomadeno]

Aryssa is drinking hot chocolate. She will rejoin the battle shortly.

[nil]

While Aryssa is drinking hot chocolate, Lobzilla takes the change and sneak up behind her....





...so he can share some hot choclate too....

[nowhere man]

Today crabalore completly desrtoyed tokyo. It is now nothing but a ruin of ashes and BODIES . Now crabalore humbaly goes to the moon to eat a sandwich.

[nil]

And crabalore is completely mistaken. Being a lobster with not much of geographical education, he has mistaken San Francisco as Tokyo. As a result, he became the most wanted Lobster of both the FBI and Red Lobster Restaurant Chain.

[Bomadeno]

Aryssa has taken the incentive to destroy Tokyo, purely because it seemed fun to her.

Because Tokyo spent a while believing it was obliterated, then was when she took her oppotunity. Now Tokyo realley is destroyed.

[princess]

my lobster is named Clouchprine. She is re-building Tokyo.