Pimienta is not feeling good today so everyone in her fan club is required to send her a comforting message.
Here's a thought on the subject of the ickies. With advances in technology, it might be possible someday to decode the synapses in the nucleus of a germ cell and learn its microbial language.
Would it be possible to convince a germ to mend its ways? What kind of a speech would you, if you accepted the assignment, deliver to a germ? Remember, if you simply issue a threat, it's not likely to respond nicely.