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[TwistedRabbit]

I've researched it, and found out there is about four different groups practicing Pieism...and they all claimed to have started the religion around 2003-2004. Weird, nay?

This is what I believe in...
Pie.

http://www.pieism.org

Banana cream pie is my favorite btw. Yours?

[Bomadeno]

Mmm. Pie. Mmm.

[Pimienta]

pie
pie pie

I like rhubarb
and cherry
and apple
and lemon mar-however it's spelled
and yummy blackberry
and the cheesecake kind
and chocolate
and mmmmmmmmpie

[Chazoa]

I myself am athiest and intend to remain as such. All I believe in is human willpower. Your beliefs of the use of comedy to sustain a good and healthy life I will take to heart, though.

[TheCountess]

Whilst I enjoy pie, I do not worship it. Some days in fact, when i check my weight on the scales, I do loathe the pie. And the scales.

[Mysti]

i am not a practising pieist, but i do believe in it's core values. i don't pray to the any of the gods, but i still love them all dearly.

[Deathunterx2]

My sect of pieism, JoJo Pieism, was founded in March 2006. However i didn't know about the other sects till i looked on the internet. JoJo Pieism beliefs the pie has come to earth in the form of JoJo, me! So please remember my sect and if you want to find out more, type JoJo Pieism into google or look at http://www.jojo-pieism.tk
http://www.jojo-pieism.tk
http://www.jojo-pieism.tk

[Deathunterx2]

JoJo Pieism- more new info


JoJo Pieism believes the pie has come to earth in the form of a man, JoJo. They follow the sacred scrolls of wisdom. There are 5 sects of pieism known. These include the sacred text a la mode and the holy church of pie. Strangely enough all the sects have come into being with out knowing about the others.

We think that there is a Jesus of pieism, pie in a human body. His name is JoJo. We also believe that all animals are sacred and should only by killed for food. This includes spiders, ants and even mosquitoes! We believe that cake is not holy but not evil either (the sects disagree on cakes, i don't about you). The holiest number is pi (3.14159 etc). Very holy people get to become pieits, a pie saint.You only go to hell for a certain time depending how bad you are before you go to itermed and finally pie heaven.

Spirits

Master: Lobster,Genghis Khan and Tabby Fat

Major: Cheese,Shark, Sumo, Lasanege and Bodyguard

Greater: 100000's, pretty powerful

Lesser: 100000000's, weak and puny

[Deathunterx2]

Follow the link for the offical site for JoJo Pieism

http://www.jojo-pieism.tk
http://www.jojo-pieism.tk
http://www.jojo-pieism.tk
http://www.jojo-pieism.tk
http://www.jojo-pieism.tk
http://www.jojo-pieism.tk

Spread the good news!

[nowhere man]

Wow, after reading this thread I am both disturbed and intrigued......