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Postby trumpetprodigy on Mon May 02, 2005 9:55 pm

You know, I like monkeys. Very cute and cuddly. Especially the small ones, owl monkeys I think
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Postby Pimienta on Mon May 02, 2005 9:56 pm

nowhere man needs a monkey
do you know where to get one under $16
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Postby Cherokee_girl on Mon May 02, 2005 9:57 pm

does my brother count; he is a monkey. so is my sister.
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Postby Pimienta on Mon May 02, 2005 9:59 pm

do they eat parasites?
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Postby trumpetprodigy on Mon May 02, 2005 10:00 pm

are you saying that you will sell me your brother or sister for under $16? That's a good deal. How about $10? For 10 bucks I'll consider buying your "monkeys"
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Postby Cherokee_girl on Mon May 02, 2005 10:01 pm

they do; off of our dog. I don't really think she likes it and they don't know I know. I peek when they are picking them off and eating the parasites.
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Postby Pimienta on Mon May 02, 2005 10:04 pm

I'll accept your deal if you pay me a million dollars
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Postby trumpetprodigy on Mon May 02, 2005 10:04 pm

Do they enjoy the parasites?
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Postby Pimienta on Mon May 02, 2005 10:08 pm

I hate parasites

they smell bad
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Postby nowhere man on Mon May 02, 2005 10:10 pm

im not realy interested in the monky idea anymore. i dont think my friend would fit very well in anyones mouth. A whale maybe.Do they eat parasites?
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Postby Pimienta on Mon May 02, 2005 10:12 pm

no they eat krill
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Postby trumpetprodigy on Mon May 02, 2005 10:14 pm

It depends on what whale. The big ones eat krill, but orcas and other whales eat sea lions, seals, fish (i think) etc.
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Postby Pimienta on Mon May 02, 2005 10:16 pm

anyhow krill is close enough to parasites so you could use a whale
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Postby nowhere man on Mon May 02, 2005 10:17 pm

im sorry the question i should have asked is: do whales eat annoying freinds, not parasites, because my annoying friend is more of an annoying friend than a parasite
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Postby Bomadeno on Mon May 02, 2005 11:20 pm

Gherkin Gorillas eat annoying friends. They are in fact their staple diet. The Gherkin society has fact sheets on them - try searching google for gherkin gorillas.
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