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[ichybon877]

Pengwens conspire to take over the world!!!!!!!!!!

[ichybon877]

I am warning you there evil

[hamster]

On behalf of penguins, for whom I work -- I mean, umm, I sort of know some penguins and they are nice folk. I mean, they let us have Hawaii and Switzerland while they tough it out at the South Pole. How evil could they be?

[ichybon877]

come on they dont want hawii they want the world and will do any thing to get it

[Bomadeno]

They are truely evil. This I acknowledge!

Rise up against the penguins!!!

I mean... we all need ide in our drinks... we deserve to have the poles for our own!

[Astarte]

what is your plan/

[hamster]

They are truely evil. This I acknowledge!

Rise up against the penguins!!!

I mean... we all need ide in our drinks... we deserve to have the poles for our own!

Caesar asked for ides in his drink and got stabbed in the back. Be careful what you wish for. Besides the poles are melting, so you might be coveting a patch of northern ocean or a warm southern rock here pretty soon.

Penguins are the victims of a smear campaign by truly sinister forces, as evidenced by the villainous caricature of one of them in Batman, an obvious set up.

[Astarte]

Burgess Meredith was a superior type of penguin, it is Danny DeVito who brought the species into disrepute!

[Pimienta]

Still you cannot avoid the facts

they have been creating all sorts of weapons and storing them in a rented shed on 8th street shed #53 in some canadian town for years

my sources have informed me that the penguins have been sighted near hawaii and Switzerland recently

and just look at all this propaganda now out to support them
they are filling children's minds with the evilness of penguins

[hamster]

Still you cannot avoid the facts

they have been creating all sorts of weapons and storing them in a rented shed on 8th street shed #53 in some canadian town for years

my sources have informed me that the penguins have been sighted near hawaii and Switzerland recently

and just look at all this propaganda now out to support them
they are filling children's minds with the evilness of penguins

It's lies, all lies! The earthworms of spring are trying to brainwash you, Pimienta! Don't let it happen!

[Pimienta]

no way
the penguins are so evil it's not funny
Humans only hope is that the squirrels win the fight for world domination
they are slightly easier to convince to leave us be

[Cherokee_girl]

Trumpetprodigy did a little "fortune telling" on our physics trip this past May. He said that the penguins and squirrels would go to war. I would be captured first by the pengins (I don't remeber what I was supposed to do) then the squirrels to work in their nut mines. I was to escape and live in a cave in Africa until I died.

The leader of the squirrals was to be General J*****. He was going to lead them to victory and be totally ignorant of my enslavement to his followers.

J**** the Smart was going to live long, her home being like George Washington's during the Civil War, neutral territory for both sides.

TP was to enjoy the war by getting paid by both sides to help each them. defeat the other. The squirrels would win though, because they were led by General J***** and helped by TP.

[Bomadeno]

Caesar asked for ides in his drink and got stabbed in the back. Be careful what you wish for. Besides the poles are melting, so you might be coveting a patch of northern ocean or a warm southern rock here pretty soon.

I actually meant ice

And you know why the poles are melting?!?!

Penguin shuffling. There's so much friction, they're melting the ice. And besides that there's the penguin nuclear programme, also assiting in ice melting, its no Iran we should worry about... It's antarctica! (or the arctic, whichever one thye live at)

Now, my plan. For starters, I want everyone to go out and buy dinner suits and yellow ties... for the beginning of any good war is subterfuge! And don't, whatever you do, mention any of this to anyone with a beak.

[Pimienta]

suits and yellow ties

[hamster]

Too late! I've already passed the word to my penguin cronies and we have a counterattack well under way .

Caesar asked for ides in his drink and got stabbed in the back. Be careful what you wish for. Besides the poles are melting, so you might be coveting a patch of northern ocean or a warm southern rock here pretty soon.

I actually meant ice

And you know why the poles are melting?!?!

Penguin shuffling. There's so much friction, they're melting the ice. And besides that there's the penguin nuclear programme, also assiting in ice melting, its no Iran we should worry about... It's antarctica! (or the arctic, whichever one thye live at)

Now, my plan. For starters, I want everyone to go out and buy dinner suits and yellow ties... for the beginning of any good war is subterfuge! And don't, whatever you do, mention any of this to anyone with a beak.