Abandoned Forum

[TheCountess]

Add as much or little as you like. But always end mid-sentence so someone else can take it up and run with it whereever they please! There's no need to make sense, but random babbling will probably not really contribute, so please try to avoid it! Well... Here goes...

In the beginning there was a lonely lump of wax without a wick. He wanted to be like all the other balls of wax, with their wicks and their "candle" status. But no wick wanted to be near him because

>>Ok, fairly random start... Where's my head at this evening?!<<

[Astarte]

she shrieked, stumbling into the wall.......

[Mysti]

...melting into a small puddle of cement. The screming cement caught the attention of the depressed lump of wax and he went over to try and help her. The cement was a social outcast like the lump of wax so they became friends. This was until one summers day when...

[Insanity test]

...the drywall posed an unexpected obstacle. It had long envied the ball of wax for it's mobility and maliability, and was determined to, as it saw things, set it all right. Of course it had some obstacles of it's own to overcome, such as...

[TheCountess]

the fact is was a drywall with no mobility or maliability. But this meant it had time to sit and plot to...

[Insanity test]

overthrow the lord of the chickens, who constantly mocked it from the kitchen table. It thought for four days shy of a year, before...

[Pimienta]

it spoke for the first time to the wax...

[TheCountess]

which happened to be stuck to the chickens foot. If the wax could only...

[Insanity test]

... sprout some ears it might be able to understand, but no. For now it will have to be content to lip read. A challenging feat when you're addressed by drywall, however, it persevered and ...

[Mysti]

....quoted twenty Shakespeare passages with just the blink of his eyes....

[Bomadeno]

..which amazed even it, because it had never heard of shakespeare before. But thankfully, the chicken took this opportunity to perk up and explain the mysterious...

[Mysti]

...skull of shakespeares cat, which fell off the shelf whilst hamlet was being recited. this caused much anxiety for the wax who ran around screaming and crying like a Victorian. then the skull began to hum the tune of Greensleeves so the pie of wax covered itself around the skull, squeezed and smashed the skull into 2,567,345.78 pieces.
so the wax could relax until...

[Bomadeno]

screaming and crying like a Victorian.

...the clock struck 2, and it noticed a mouse running around a watch on the table, apparently trying to fulfil a nursery rhyme prophecy, and the wax watched in awe as the clock stopped, and started to go backwards. What was more surprising was that time itself started to go forwards faster, and the wax grabbed onto it's leftmost protrusion, and squealed with horror as it sensed...

[Mysti]

...impending danger in catastrophic proportions!! the trouble with time speeding up and slowing down and going back and fro could only be linked with one perpetrator! the gangsta rap cats had sensed the mouse fulfilling his nursery rhyme destiny and wanted to put a stop to it through the arts of 2Pac and the like. So! after all the intellectual podyl-dee-doo of Shakespeare, the cats rapped and swore abundently in a very uncivil fashion. How mad this made the wax who hated popular culture, and so tried to expel the cats out of his sight. He shooed the cats who miaowed and miaowed and ignored his pleas. The gangsta cats grabbed the innocent mouse and......

[Bomadeno]

...exploded. Needless to say this was a shock to the mouse, (not to the gangsta cats, who had now been vaporised) who instantly fainted, falling backwards into a soft, comfy wax armchair - hold on! What was this armchair! The mouse started, turned around, could it possibly be...

[For the sake of simplicity, assume that you can be shocked out of the state of being fainted]