Abandoned Forum

[Astarte]

????

[Pimienta]

I've been wondering that myself

he is usually here

[nil]

Out there hunting raisins... I think.

(According to the Vision of Sugar Plums, hamsters like raisins and they often go for prolonged hunting trip searching for such delicacy)

[Astarte]

And, he does collect boulders....

[Pimienta]

he's still not here
maybe he's hung up w/family
you know w/ the holidays and all

[Astarte]

Hamster, if you do not return we shall have to send out the penguins to find you. As you can imagine, this will not be pleasant.

We hope you return sooner than penguiny later.

[hamster]

Here I am!

It's nice to have been missed.

What's my excuse? Uumm, super busy at work and the home computer was dead. Uggh. How unoriginal.

Actually, horrific and flatulent extraterrestials disguised as Elvis clones abducted me one starry evening as I wandered the woods seeking boulders to push.

I escaped by lowering myself from their ship to safety via a perilous thread of used chewing gum secretly slipped to me by Princess Palona of the 56-X Quadrant. But she had a bad cold that day and so I caught it from her germy gum and was bed-bound for a week, which left me vulnerable to the nasty tricks of the Kleegizood dwarves from the Deep Woods of Yarga.

I had to wait around until I grew a beard with which to disguise myself and escape from their clutches.

[Astarte]

A most heart-rendering tale.

Your return is most welcome.

[nil]

I can prove your story is true. I know a cousin's sister's friend's grandfather's grandniece's father's daughter's mother's brother's uncle's wife who works for the horrific and flaturlent extraterrestials as a house cleaner.

O, and welcome back...

[Astarte]

I can prove your story is true. I know a cousin's sister's friend's grandfather's grandniece's father's daughter's mother's brother's uncle's wife who works for the horrific and flaturlent extraterrestials as a house cleaner.

OMG!!! Is that Niletta???

[Pimienta]

Whose Nilleta?
any way it would have been a pain to hire mercinaries from such vile creatures as the penguins
so we're really glad you are back

[nil]

Nilleta is my cousin's sister's friend's grandfather's grandniece's father's daughter's mother's brother's uncle's wife... I think. I don't know her very well (seeing our relation is so far apart).

And pain is relative, it would be painful for those who got attacked by penguins (they peck really hard), but pleasurable for those who watch (what a bunch of funny vicious creatures ).