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Breaking news: Black hawk down

Postby nil on Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:08 am

Black hawk down! Not by the insurgents, but by a terrorist moose. A moose charged at a helicopter and brought it down!

Here's the news:

Some intersting facts about the moose: they kill more people than polar bears.

So if you Americans ever want to invade Canada, beware that we will let loose the mighty beasts at you!
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Postby princess on Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:30 pm

i didnt bother to read it, but i like the idea of the nice moosey doing that. is they legal to keep it as a pet?

if the mooey was a pet, it would be a great stategy for obtaining child meat. get the pet moosey, put a nose of red on it and lure childrens in, telling them its rudolph the pretty moose-deer, and then let moosey covert them from childs into meat suitable for use in making pie.
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Postby Pimienta on Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:06 pm

not again
I think I shall faint at the very idea
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Re: Breaking news: Black hawk down

Postby lifeis42 on Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:55 am

good moosey teach the government whose boss

there were helacopter circling round in the sky
america pumped the poor moose guy full a lead just to make pie
singing bye bye little mossey guy
trancendentalism thats the way to go
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Re: Breaking news: Black hawk down

Postby Bomadeno on Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:37 pm

A moose is truly lethal... If you google moose attack, or moose car damage, you'll quickly find some horrific things. Moose trampling people down on youtube, and moose being hit by car writes off the car on a very permanent basis. I can't believe it took down that helicopter, tub its a shame that the moose was 'maimed'... poor thing.
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