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if you had no bed...

Postby princess on Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:19 pm

Ok, so, let's say a crazy new law has been passed, outlawing anyone from sleeping upon beds, matresses or couches.
Where will you sleep?
You can put many blankets in your bathtub and sleep in there,
or you can lay a cupboard n the floor and put blankets in there and sleep in it,
or you can sleep in your car,
or you can sleep on the cold hard ground,
or any oher place you wouldn't normally sleep in. Where will you sleep?
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Postby hamster on Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:46 pm

I will dig a warm, snug burrow in my yard -- not a damp, nasty hole with the ends of worms showing but a cozy Hobbit sort of hole with a fireplace, and sleep upon a soft, fragrant heap of warm, dry grass.
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Postby princess on Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:49 pm

that sounds nice! I'd like to sleep on some grass in a hole too!
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Postby nowhere man on Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:26 am

yeah
id just toss some blankets down and sleep on the floor
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Postby nil on Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:19 am

I will use a big hammer to knock out whoever pass this kind of laws and sleep on top of their unconcious body.
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Postby hamster on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:14 pm

But the sort of person who would pass this mean law is probably not warm and soft and fluffy and fragrant. They are probably bony and cold and prickly and stinking of boiled cabbage. Are you sure you want to make of such a person your bed?
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Postby Pimienta on Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:04 pm

welll there's always perfume and blankets to fix the smell and warmness
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Postby hamster on Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:14 pm

Do they snore? That would be yet another reason to stick with my warm burrow and not attempt to share sleeping space with an unconscious tyrant.
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Postby nowhere man on Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:11 pm

If you had no bed, that kinda sounds like the title of a John Lennon song
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Postby Mysti on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:48 pm

i would sleep on the grass outside ... then i can be next to nature
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Re: if you had no bed...

Postby ChibiPirate on Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:44 am

I'd keep a bed anyway. If sleeping comfortably at night is wrong I don't WANT to be right.
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Re: if you had no bed...

Postby TheCountess on Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:14 am

I'd get a hammock. And pile on lots of blankets.
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Re: if you had no bed...

Postby Pimienta on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:30 am

sleep on a tree limb
a large mossy tree limb
with a thick blanket
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Re: if you had no bed...

Postby Insanity test on Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:16 am

Sleep on the wings of faith and soar in your dreams
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Re: if you had no bed...

Postby Bomadeno on Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:24 pm

Hmm.... I'd probably make a room which had sheep lining the walls and floor and blue skies painted on the ceilings and then sheep on the sheep~

For now I'll make do with a bed, though. Which... I really need. I've been putting it off in the name of science (and trying to stay awake) tub now i'm going to go to a state of unconsciousness for about 7hours. *zzzzZZZZzzzz*
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