Why does everything cause a disease?

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What is a disease to you?

Something that makes you sick.
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Something that kills you.
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Whatever the doctor says it is.
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Why does everything cause a disease?

Postby Chazoa on Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:42 am

Too much sun. Too much being inside. Anything you can think of causes one disease or another. TALKING CAN CAUSE A HOARSE THROAT! Why must everything cause a sickness? I'll tell you why. Because I don't know why. DOES ANYONE HAVE AN ANSWER, HERE?[/quote]
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We are all doomed

Postby nil on Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:01 am

Because the world is going to end. Very soon. To speed up the process, and to ease the guilt of the eventual Destroyer of the World, the disease is a humane way to painlessly destroy the mankind.

Even reading this post is harmful. The electrons of your screen is doing unimaginable damage to your eye cells. Be afraid, be very afarid :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Not my eyes x)

Postby Bomadeno on Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:09 pm

I wear glasses - they are clinically proven (unbelievably) to absorb the radiation emitted by the phosphors. Sadly for all you lot though, you will soon be blind.

And I won't vote in the polll because there is no option for 'There is no such thing as a disease it's all in your head'
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Postby Chazoa on Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:01 pm

Hardy har har. But if we all are going to die... WHY HAS GAS PRICES GONE UP?

What? Did you expect me to say something else? How about this... WHY IS SCHOOL NECCESARY?

Well? Satisfied yet? NO? Too bad.
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Postby nowhere man on Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:52 am

i'll tell you what causes deisease, rainbows candy and children with smile, those things are dangerous and must be destroyed!!
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Postby Pimienta on Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:45 pm

yeah those things are dangerous
also those strange adults who always smile
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Postby nowhere man on Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:18 pm

you mean the ones with trench caots who are always hanging around the playgrounds
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Postby Chazoa on Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:51 pm

I actually have a dead man in my basement. He crawled in there all bloody and stuff... He's in his late 80s, so we just keep him there. He died a week ago, about 5 days after he crawled in there. He smells like spoiled milk.
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Postby nowhere man on Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:45 pm

that sounds like a grade-A dead body you got there, How much you want for it?
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Postby Chazoa on Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:59 pm

100 dollars. AMERICAN dollars.
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Postby nowhere man on Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:07 am

100 bucks american is a little steep, but i could pay it in mexiacan. I mean REAL mexican people. They have been in my garage for a while and they just wont leave
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Postby Chazoa on Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:09 am

150 mexicans. No more, no less.
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Postby nowhere man on Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:38 pm

forget it, no dead body is worth that many live bodies, ill just kill one of the mexicans.
Yes he'll make a great scarecrow!!!
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Teehee

Postby Bomadeno on Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:57 pm

100 american dollars? That's only 50 british pounds... ahh the power of the pound :roll:
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Postby nowhere man on Sat Apr 23, 2005 6:06 pm

why is the pound worth so much more then the doller, has the american economy got that much worse??
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