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The new adventures of Miles

Postby nowhere man on Wed May 25, 2005 3:28 am

One day after school miles went to the library to study for a history test. Seeing as it was a friday the library was mostly empty. Miles looked around and noticed no one was watching him, so he snuck back to the forrbiddin section of the library. It was dark in there, one bool seemed to catch his eye. It was bright red, he took it off the shelf and the cover read, "The answers to all lifes questions". Being a normal person, Miles was intrueged, he opened the book and found inside.....

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Postby princess on Wed May 25, 2005 5:30 am

A strange little man with orange skin and green hair. he looked very much like an umpa-lumpa.
"Hah ha ha!" said the little man, "You foolish boy! Thinking you'd find the answers to all life's questions in a book. Only a heavy dose of magick mushrooms can provide that! Any way, now i've finally been released from my my book prison, I'm off to destroy this silly little planet." And he darted off! What was Miles to do?
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Postby nil on Wed May 25, 2005 7:14 am

He tried to catch the little man, but he wasn't too athletic, and so he gave up the idea. Instead, he continued to read the book the little man escaped from. It talked about a tribe of little people who used to ryke the world millions years ago, they were conquered by...
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Postby princess on Wed May 25, 2005 8:43 am

A herd of super-intelligent space chickens, who were wiped out by...
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Postby Bomadeno on Wed May 25, 2005 9:33 am

One headless chicken, who had happened to walk into a river only a few days ago looking for its head. It appears that he missed the river bottom and instead slipped through a tear in the fabric of time, and appeared in the middle of space 40000^9999 times bigger, and wearing a giant chicken space suit (with a built in spare head) The super intellignet chickens were wiped out when the new giant-super-cosmo-chicken realised it was in a microwave (which it in fact wasn't) and exploded, splattering the super intelligent spacechickens with rancid and rotten meat. Afyter Miles discovered this, he quickly started to move after the oompa-lumpa, who he realised held...
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Postby princess on Wed May 25, 2005 10:21 am

all the answers that were supposed to be in that book! So he just HAD to catch the umpa lumpa, to find out the answers and stop him ruining the world. Suddenly Miles realised that the umpa lumpa would certainly be found in...
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Postby Bomadeno on Wed May 25, 2005 10:37 am

A giant umpa-lumpa pie that was being made at the umpa-lumpa pie factory lyd.

So he got on the back of the nearest turtle transporter adn pushed the go button. To his abject horror...
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Postby nowhere man on Wed May 25, 2005 11:07 am

the turtle transporter was out of order, he began to run down the road, nothing could slow him down now. But right in the middle of the road lay none other then....
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Postby princess on Wed May 25, 2005 11:35 am

the Super Chicken who has once again returned from the dead with a new head! Miles realised he would have to battle the chicken to get past, and pulled out his trusty...
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Postby Pimienta on Thu May 26, 2005 9:35 pm

salad tosser

oops that wasn't quite right
he reached into his pocket again and pulled out his trusty...
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Postby nowhere man on Thu May 26, 2005 9:38 pm

LIGHT SABAR, "little does everyone know" he said " that i am a trained JEDI" He lifted the light saber and.....
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Postby Bomadeno on Thu May 26, 2005 9:42 pm

Then realised it was one of those natty double ended jobs, and that he had cut off his arm!

He quickly grabbed his arm with his still attached arm and ran for the local hospital, followed by piercing insults like 'need a hand their mate' and 'he's armless'
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Postby Pimienta on Thu May 26, 2005 10:07 pm

he took no notice to the remarks as he ran headlong for the hospital.


that umpa lumpa dude is going to take over the world how sad

well he safely got to the hospital and his arm was as though it had never been off so he had to return to his battle

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Postby Guest on Fri May 27, 2005 6:07 am

that umpa lumpa dude was eating pie. He started throwing pies at Miles, but his arm was still sore and he was afraid that he was going to tear his stitches. So Miles said
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Postby princess on Fri May 27, 2005 8:52 am

"Listen, you, if you will only tell me all of life's questions and promise to leave my planet alone, I will give you many more pies. how about it?"

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