The truth so far

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The truth so far

Postby nil on Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:43 am

Truth #1: Pieism

According to some pie theorist, the universe is a pie and is being eaten away rapidly.

The pie, as you know, is only a metaphor. It means the Universe as we know is transitory. Pie is round, a symbol for infinity and eternity. The people who believe in pie think the Universe is infinite and boundless but still limited by the transitory nature (i.e. being eaten away) of its habitants (e.g. the human, the farms animals and flu virus).
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Turtle Theory

Postby nil on Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:03 am

Truth #2: - Turtlism

According to an ancient mythology, the Universe is sitting upon the back of a giant turtle, OOPS. To embarrass the pie theorists, the followers of the turtle cult think OOPS is eating away all the pies.

This, of course, is another metaphor. The turtle has a shell, a symbol for protection, safety and reality. The people who believe in OOPS thinks the world is full of illusion, but we are safe and immune to such illusion under the protection of OOPS. We are real, the truth and everything else is an illusion, the fake. And our truth will soon devour all other fake (i.e. the pies).
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Fat Hippo Theory

Postby nil on Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:27 am

Truth #3: Hippoism

The Fat Hippo Theory:

If you see an illusion of a fat hippo in a mirror, there must exist a real fat hippo standing in front of the mirror. Any illusion is the reflection of a reality. If reality is an illusion then illusion must also be a reality.

You cannot invent an illusion without first invent the reality.
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Purtlism

Postby nil on Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:28 am

Truth #4 - Purtlism

The Turtle Fundamentalists believe the Universe can only have one Turtle and the Turtle eats away all the pies. But the idea was criticized strongly by the liberal Pieist. They think we should stop over consuming the pies or the Universe would surely disappear.

Then there comes the Purtle. When Aristotle met Confucius , they combined the philosophy of Turtlism and Pieism into one theory call "Purtlism" which is both the "Golden Means" and the "Mediocre Center".

The Way of the Purtle is to be useless and do nothing. When nothing is done, noting can go wrong. So the statue of Purtle usually depict a sleeping Purtle.

Sadly nowadays Purtlism is forgotten in most part of the world. And more and more people is slowly converting to the conservative thinking of Turtlism.
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Truth #5

Postby nil on Fri May 06, 2005 3:04 am

Truth #5 - Merit of Worms

Mankind sometimes think what's good for them is bad, e.g. worms, broccolis, inoculation or tofu hot dog.

And mankind would often think something bad for them is good, e.g. fatty food, McDonald, smoking and Bush.

So mankind are not very smart after all. They only focus on the surface and never bother to think very deep.

Worms have not only fertilize the soil for our vegetable, they also fertilize the soil for the grass consumed by the cows. So no matter what you eat, you are eating worms, directly or indirectly, and we shall be graceful to them instead of afraid of them.
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Madman

Postby nil on Sat May 21, 2005 6:30 am

A madman play music just like you and me, only his instrument is a bit out of tune.

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Re: The truth so far

Postby nil on Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:01 am

The Giant Octopus not only makes great sushi, it also leads to the meaning of life.
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