WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!

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WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!

Postby mookies on Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:21 am

anyone know what kind of bug this is?

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Postby nil on Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:07 am

It is called "ottoman cockroach", belong to the order of Blattaria, with the scientific name Blattella Ottomarica.

They can bite through metal, spit poison, breath fire and transform into those kind of bugs your see in the movie Man in Black. They usually breed in millions in a single night and the uncontrolled infestation of them was said to be the main reason for the falling of the Ottoman empire.
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Postby hamster on Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:47 pm

But can you eat them? And do they taste like chicken?
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Postby nil on Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:10 am

If you eat them, it will cause hallucination so that you may think you have become a chicken.
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Postby hamster on Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:47 am

would you then feel the urge to eat yourself?
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Postby GoodGrief on Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:21 am

Certainly not, because all chickens are in fact controlled by a vast over-mind, which is why they appear to have no independant thought. What this over-mind thinks of gravy is best left unsaid...
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What exactly is meant by the above statement I may never know.

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Postby nil on Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:45 am

The chicken are controlled by Colonel Sander.

Who is Colonel Sander? He is the stout white guy on KFC's logo.

He invented a special spice. The spice deluded the mind of the chicken so much they would rather be deep fried and chopped into pieces instead of pursuing other aspect of life, you know, like pecking worms and other wholesome activities....

It was sad to see the chicken folks sank into these kind of lowness... But it was said a very bright chicken would lead their kind out of this nightmare...
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Postby GoodGrief on Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:47 pm

Maybe the Saviour spoken of in the Chicken Prophecy is none other than the Unhiegenic Chicken of the Malt Shop!
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Postby princess on Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:51 am

It is a micro-crispy-rat, and my7 cat says they taste krispy and oily, and somewhat like stale bread crumbs.
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Postby hamster on Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:06 pm

I like chicken, and I like KFC. Col. Sanders' success story, at the end of a road of hard knocks, is awesome. Google it some time. My local KFC gave me a job years ago when I was a kid back from college for the summer and nobody else would.

I will sing the praises of their succulent products until the day I die.

Extra crispy chicken.
Heavenly hot biscuits drizzled with butter.
Spicy red beans and rice.
Tasty mashed potatoes.
Sweet corn in a golden heap.
Savory rotiserrie yumminess.

Are you hungry yet?
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Postby Bomadeno on Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:24 pm

Nope. Anyway, here we just get... southern fried chicken. I'm sure i've never seen anything eslse ever sold at a KFC
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