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Postby punk04 on Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:27 am

there was once a man who washed plates for fun his name was joe, he got paid 7.25 per hour for washing plates then oneday he........
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Postby nil on Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:38 am

One day he decided to wash teacups instead of plates. He was paid 7.25 plates per hour for teacup washing. That was how he collected the largest collection of plates in the world. He used those plates to build a house. And he invited.
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Postby Pimienta on Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:22 pm

the whale from outer space to join him in his house. together they washed teacups to their hearts delight just to find out that...
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Postby GoodGrief on Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:27 am

There were no more teacups in the world, because everyone had given up drinking tea and were all instead drinking soft-drinks despite health warnings from various researches who were addicted to caffeine anyway. This looked bad. There were no more teacups except those preserved in the Plate House, and only a limited number of coffee cups...
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Postby nil on Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:34 am

only a limited number of coffee shops has a collection of tea and a couple of cups. But those cups are for coffee and not for tea. When they tried to pour tea into those coffee cups, it caused a space time convolution... A very...
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Postby punk04 on Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:16 am

deadly worm a ppeard he was made out of plates sand cups so the guy threw him into the sink and started to wash him but he used the wroung dish soap........
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Postby Pimienta on Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:17 am

and that caused a chemical reaction that mutated both him and the whale so that they resembled...
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Postby punk04 on Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:18 am

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Postby Ssarl on Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:21 am

The worm-whale-turtle-thing was appointed Queen of France, but the ceremonial underpants had barely been placed atop his head before he was immediately assassinated by a rogue band of gypsies, seeking revenge for The Fettucini Incident of 1971 :cry:
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Postby GoodGrief on Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:41 am

And there was much rejoicing... :jump: :music: :music:
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Postby Pimienta on Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:54 pm

for the the worm whale turtle thing was in fact an evil parrot who's only thought in the world was the persecution of pelicans. The rejoicing party of pelicans :jump: :music: :music:...
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Postby hamster on Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:31 pm

disturbed a grouchy old man who worked the midnight shift at a factory, so he came running downstairs in his flannel undies cussing like a drunken sailor, only to see his Grandmother Bertha burping into a trash can because ....
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Postby vampress on Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:07 am

she had eaten to much spagettii. When he screamed she turned around and barfed all over the old man. He . . .
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Postby hamster on Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:12 pm

grabbed a can of Parmesan cheese to sprinkle upon himself, hoping to drown out the stench, but that unfortunately attracted the attention of a passing pack of pit bulls, who charged into the room, growling and snapping, which led to ...
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