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Bumper Stickers

Postby Astarte on Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:52 am

Horn broken. Watch for finger.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

All generalizations are false.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

I brake for no apparent reason.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.

Born free...Taxed to death.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Rehab is for quitters.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

Montana-At least our cows are sane!

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt-in case heaven is like
the IRS..

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

No radio - Already stolen.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its
students.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be
happy.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

I subport publik edjekashun.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who
can't.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Keep honking...I'm reloading.

Caution: I drive like you do.



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Postby nowhere man on Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:58 am

Nice bumper stickers, Im going to use one as my ne signiture if you don't mind
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Postby Astarte on Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:04 am

No worries. I think most of them are hilarious - I wouldn't be able to choose!
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Postby cute-one on Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:35 am

so dumb
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Postby Math_nerd on Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:49 am

your so negitive. don't be
Our heads are round - So that our thoughts may fly out in all directions.

Even the greatest of whales is helpless in the desert.
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Postby lycan on Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:49 pm

hey dose any one know who cute-one is she lives in burns??????????????
if we all have a special someone then they should just show themselfs sooner so we dont have to look so hard
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Postby Bomadeno on Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:45 pm

If they do, it would be breeching the confidentiality rules, and possibly putting cute one in danger. Cute one, your onions are valued, tub.. only with a reason - unless one isn't required.

Why not try:

'so dumb, people would read them and maybe crash thats why i think its dumb'

and maybe even ask why other people like them - you might discover you do.
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Postby lycan on Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:02 pm

help me my head is spinning around from all those bumper stickers
if we all have a special someone then they should just show themselfs sooner so we dont have to look so hard
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Postby Astarte on Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:11 am

Like this???

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Postby Math_nerd on Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:23 am

That is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
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Postby thesinofmylips on Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:17 pm

wow, i like that picture.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
that is so true.
time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
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Postby Bomadeno on Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:37 pm

It looks like my doodles... (which came from in my head, so thats a bit what my head can look like :P)
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Postby TheCountess on Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:55 am

Heres two more! Well, I got them off t-shirts I own, but all the same

People like you are the reason people like me need medication

Reality is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there
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Postby Astarte on Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:32 pm

TheCountess wrote:Heres two more! Well, I got them off t-shirts I own, but all the same

People like you are the reason people like me need medication

Reality is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there


And they're funny, too! :lol:
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Postby lycan on Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:06 pm

me want those shirts were u get
if we all have a special someone then they should just show themselfs sooner so we dont have to look so hard
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