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a continued story VOL 1

Postby nowhere man on Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:03 pm

Ok this isnt realy a roleplay but similar. I had an idea where one person satrts a story and another person continues it. simple enough? great I'll start

One day when miles was going to the bakery to get some pie he.......
now somebody else continue the story
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Purple dinosaur

Postby nil on Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:23 pm

He found a purple dinosaur.

"Where are you going?" asked the dinosaur.

Miles knew that dinosaur hate pies and they would devour anyone who want to buy pie, so he...
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Filter

Postby Bomadeno on Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:20 pm

So he bought a red and blue filter form the filter shop he was standing beside and put them over his eyes, making him unable to see the dinosaur and therefore the dinosaur unable to see him. However unlike the flawed creature which did a similar thing in HHGTTG, the filters allowed him to see where he was going.

He continued to sneak towardse the pie shop very carefully.
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Postby nowhere man on Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:18 am

slowly lurking to the pie shop miles began to feel followed he looked behind him only to find the horrable, frightning, horrably EVIL CREATURE that was.................
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Horrible creature

Postby nil on Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:01 am

that was really not a horrible creature.

Although the creature had four arms, fifty five legs and a mismatched hairdo, he was really a very nice creature. Creatures like him was often misunderstood by the biologists who specialized in studying the creatures like him. He had a loving family and a pregnant wife. He paid his tax and mow his lawn. He was usually a pacificist and often charitable. And...

While I was saying so much good things about the creature, the creature had taken the time to maul our hero, Miles, and injured him badly.

As you know, no decent story can continue with a dead hero, so I (the writer and the god in this story) decided to throw a lightening bolt upon the creature and killed it instantly.... So the creature was dead. Our hero, Miles can now safely return to his Quest for Pie. But he found the pie shop was full of...
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The pie shop was full of pies

Postby Bomadeno on Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:28 am

Tub the pie shop was full of pies covered with; to Mile's disgust; fish poo. However, he thought to himself, a pie is a pie. And so he limped into the shop and knelt before the counter and requested a great and mightey pie for his humble self.

When the shopkeeper jumped up from behind the counter with a surprisingly springy motion it turned out the pie shop owner had been replaced by a...
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Postby nowhere man on Sun Apr 24, 2005 3:21 pm

a half kangaroo half man, who has worked in the bakery for the past three years, but was recently fired by the owner, the kangaroo man had tied up the bakery owner in the back and was now prceeding to take the money from the register and destroy the whole store. " What are you doing here" said the kangoroo man
frieghtened miles said "My name is miles i just wanted pie"
"Well you aint gettin any here" said the disgruntled kangaroo man
With out saying anything miles turned and ran out the door. Now what was he to do , he NEEDED pie, suddendly he got an idea.......
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Fish poo

Postby nil on Sun Apr 24, 2005 7:25 pm

...fish poo. Fish poo was his idea.

How could the pies be covered with fish poo.... unless they were made under the sea by the cheap labours in UK (Undersea Kingdom of Great Beneath). He must find a submarine.

He was in luck, he saw a submarine shop near the jetty...
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Postby Pimienta on Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:22 pm

He went over to the shop and found it closed. A note was on the door that read "Due to a strike in the UK we have taken all our submarines to fight the cheap labourers"
Oh know There must be something horribly wrong with this world if there is no way to get pie.
Wait...
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professor calamity

Postby nowhere man on Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:31 pm

miles remembered his scientist freind, proffesor calamity. He ran to his lab and explained the situation. It just so happened that professor calamity was building a war submarine. They both hopped in began to sail deep into the ocean.they were only about 200 leagues under the sea when they saw a........
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The porpoise?

Postby Bomadeno on Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:14 pm

porpoise. The porpoise came up to the submarine, swam straight through it and the war submarine continued on it's way.

Only now did Miles and Professor Calamity realise that the professor NEVER FINISHED! The submarine had been leaking water, so to block up the massive hole as quickly as possible....
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Professor

Postby nil on Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:17 am

Miles decided to stuck Professor Calamity into the hole.

His head fit perfectly in the massive hole and the leaky submarine stopped leaking.

Miles felt a sense of guilt, so he bumped the submarine onto an undersea rock and knocked Professor Calamity into unconciousness, so he wouldn't feel pain.

His journey continued, but almost immediately, he ran over a beautiful mermaid. According to the law of UK (Undersea Kingdom), harming a mermaid was a serious crime. At this moment, Professor Calamity awoke...
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Postby nowhere man on Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:37 am

"whats going on" said proffesser calamity, still stuck in the hole.
"We hit a mermaid" the second miles stopped talking they hered sirens, it was the police. Being the good citizen he was miles pulled over. The officer (who was a massive sea turtle) swam up to sub.
"You guys hit a mermaid back there" said the officer
"oh we did?" answered miles
"Well..." said the officer "You know what im gonna hafta do to you guys dont ya?"
miles and professor calamity sat there waiting to hear what there horrable punnishment would be.......
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Unknown to the rest of the world...

Postby Bomadeno on Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:27 pm

    Unknown to the rest of the world, the UK was going through a time of plenty. After selling all the labourers, the government could afford to instate robots to do everyones jobs, and buy massive amounts of pie for all the UK residents.
    Unfortunately the plan wasn't thought though very carefully, and a surplus was bought of 'mexican cow pie' and the UK was beginning to drown in the ever multiplying gravy juices.

'The terrible punishment is to... EAT OUR SURPLUS PIES!' cried the police officer.
Miles and the professor looked at each other and nodded subliminaly at each other. They looked to the officer and said in perfect synchronisation 'If you insist!'
They both hopped onto the police submotorboatplanecar and were in England in seconds. To their horror, when they arrived they found that the Irish sea had completely.......
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Postby Pimienta on Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:22 pm

filled with mexican cow pies.
This was what miles had wanted since he left his house and yet it seemed...
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