Cat Lick!

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Cat Lick!

Postby princess on Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:25 am

:D CAT LICK! You LOVe this!

It's the new 2 in 1 shampoo'n'conditionador that's taking the world by storm! Leaves hair silky smooth and smeeling as fresh as a newly born litter tray!
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Cat Lick is made from 100% pure cat saliva, straight from the cat to you! :shock: No added ingredients, preservadors, or fragrances, just pure mewy-goodness! :D

You're gonna love it! Just hear what our satisfied customers have to say...

:D "My names jenny. I always had thin, lifeless hair. My cat, she has such luxurious thick, shiny hair, i wished for years that i could have hair like her. I even used to try to get her to lick my hair, by rubbing fish oil into it, but it never worked, and since then, nobody wants to sniff my hair no matter how hard i try and xconvince them to. But then, i got CAt Lick! Ever since i've been using it, my hair has beeen so shiny and thick, even my cat's jealous! And, every man i meet wants to smell how nice my head smells. Thankyou, Cat Lick!"

:D "what's up? My name's Porter and i never could get any attention from girls because of my unsightly tangled and dirty and flying away and dryeds out oily hair that fell out from to many bleachings. Then I bought cat lick, and now my hair looks so great, female humans have been wanting me to go out with them! And, my hair smeklls fresh as a new born littler tray! Thankyoyu so much, Cat Lick!"


:D So as you can see, this great product needs to be purchased by you at the first available opportunity. :D
mew mew mew pur purr purrr mew mew lick
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Postby hamster on Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:01 am

EEEWWWWWW!!! That's worse than Billy (Mandy's dumb friend)'s sham-poo in a baggy, fresh from the front lawn. Well, maybe not.
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Postby princess on Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:07 am

what? you mean you don't want your hair to smell new born litter tray fresh?
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