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[Bomadeno]

What would you do if you were attacked by a giant lobster?
Post your replies here or email them from my site.

[Chazoa]

You know what... If a lobster attacked me... I would not really care too much.

[Bomadeno]

It's a GIANT lobster! Scared now?

[Chazoa]

Scary. I'm shaking in my boots.

Where is it? I only see text there. The lobster doesn't scare me. I'll whack it with a metal pole.

[Bomadeno]

I have drawn a picture (physics gets boring)
And it will be posted there asap.

[Bomadeno]

Did you miss boggly eyes?

[nil]

This is a very serious question. Worth a lot of serious pondering.

I think, from the history book I read, the Inca civilization was destroyed by a Giant Lobster. Some historians said Francisco Pizarro, the Spanish Conqueror, brought the Giant Lobster with him in the imperial warship chartered by the Spanish King Charles I. He intended to take it as dinner, but the Lobster begged him for mercy. To reward his kindness the Lobster promised to led his army into the deep mountains of Peru to conquer the Incas.

The Incas had never tasted any seafood before (they were mountain people , and their mountains were too high, very difficult to reach the sea), so they were greatly frightened by the lobster and the war between the Incas and the Giant Lobster was too bloody to describe in this forum.

But if you really want to hear it, I might write in a bit detail later.

[nowhere man]

Oh yes, i think we would all like to hear the details

[nil]

Did I mention it was a flaming lobster? Right, the giant lobster breathed fire. It was an unsolved mystery, since most of the time, seafood don't breath fire (since it was difficult to start a fire undersea). Some historians thought the lobster acquired such skill when it was being cooked.

OK, back to the bloodiness of the war. The Lobster burn all his enemies. Have you ever BBQ a road kill you pick up from the street (some people did that, historians said, (other historians said some historians like to eat roadkills )).

So it was that ugly. Lots of burning. Lots of blood. But sometimes there was nice smell from the burning. You get the picture?

[nowhere man]

mmmmmmmm, Delicious gore

[Chazoa]

Yes. That is why I killed a young woman and sold it to a pervert for 75 mexicans.

[nowhere man]

thats pretty disgusting. what are you gonna do with all those mexiacans, cause i just can't figure out what to do with mine.

[Chazoa]

Massicre them and sell them to cannibals for extra money.

[nil]

I'm eating some Maxican food now. Please refrain from criticizing the people who invented my food.

[Bomadeno]

I like tortoises. They are mexican food and they are yummy, tub my mum doesn't get them because she doesn't like the extra work they present.

Tub let's not get off topic here! This is serious discussion, and I need as much feedback from people as possible! I would be grateful if you told ALL your friends, family and any innocent passers by about the website, and a link to it from your own website would be... very nice